Guest guest Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 > I figured it out....there will be no nursing home in my future......... > > When I get old and feeble, I am going to get on a Princess Cruise > Ship. The average cost for a nursing home is $200 per day. I have > checked on reservations at Princess and I can get a long term discount > and senior discount price of $135 per day. That leaves $65 a day for: > > 1. Gratuities which will only be $10 per day. > > 2. I will have as many as 10 meals a day if I can waddle to the > restaurant, or I can have room service (which means I can have breakfast > in bed every day of the week). > > 3. Princess has as many as three swimming pools, a workout room, free > washers and dryers, and shows every night. > > 4. They have free toothpaste and razors, and free soap and shampoo. > > 5. They will even treat yo u like a customer, not a patient. An > extra $5 worth of tips will have the entire staff scrambling to help > you. > > 6. I will get to meet new people every 7 or 14 days. > > 7. TV broken? Light bulb need changing? Need to have the > mattress replaced? No Problem! They will fix everything and > apologize for your inconvenience. > > 8. Clean sheets and towels every day, and you don't even have to ask > for them. > > 9. If you fall in the nursing home and break a hip you are on > Medicare. If you fall and break a hip on the Princess ship they will > upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your life. > > Now hold on for the best! Do you want to see South America, the > Panama Canal, Tahiti, Australia, New Zealand, Asia, or name where you > want to go? Princess will have a ship ready to go. So don't look > for me in a nursing home, just call shore to ship. > > P.S. And don't forget, when you die, t hey just dump you over the > side at no charge. > > Want to join me? ;-)) > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 may i sendthis to a friend>>>>> yep sounds good to me!!!!!rosejudy <ramcd wrote: > I figured it out....there will be no nursing home in my future.........> > When I get old and feeble, I am going to get on a Princess Cruise> Ship. The average cost for a nursing home is $200 per day. I have> checked on reservations at Princess and I can get a long term discount> and senior discount price of $135 per day. That leaves $65 a day for:> > 1. Gratuities which will only be $10 per day.> > 2. I will have as many as 10 meals a day if I can waddle to the> restaurant, or I can have room service (which means I can have breakfast> in bed every day of the week).> > 3. Princess has as many as three swimming pools, a workout room, free> washers and dryers, and shows every night.> > 4. They have free toothpaste and razors, and free soap and shampoo.> > 5. They will even treat yo u like a customer, not a patient. An> extra $5 worth of tips will have the entire staff scrambling to help> you.> > 6. I will get to meet new people every 7 or 14 days.> > 7. TV broken? Light bulb need changing? Need to have the> mattress replaced? No Problem! They will fix everything and> apologize for your inconvenience.> > 8. Clean sheets and towels every day, and you don't even have to ask> for them.> > 9. If you fall in the nursing home and break a hip you are on> Medicare. If you fall and break a hip on the Princess ship they will> upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your life.> > Now hold on for the best! Do you want to see South America, the> Panama Canal, Tahiti, Australia, New Zealand, Asia, or name where you> want to go? Princess will have a ship ready to go. So don't look> for me in a nursing home, just call shore to ship.> > P.S. And don't forget, when you die, t hey just dump you over the> side at no charge. > > Want to join me? ;-))> >«¤»¥«¤»§«¤»¥«¤»§«¤»¥«¤»§«¤»¥«¤»§«¤»¥«¤»§«¤»¥«¤«¤»¥«¤»§«¤»¥«¤»§«¤»¥«¤»§«¤»¥«¤»§ - PULSE ON WORLD HEALTH CONSPIRACIES! §Subscribe:......... - To :.... - Any information here in is for educational purpose only, it may be news related, purely speculation or someone's opinion. Always consult with a qualified health practitioner before deciding on any course of treatment, especially for serious or life-threatening illnesses.**COPYRIGHT NOTICE**In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107,any copyrighted work in this message is distributed under fair use without profit or payment to those who have expressed a prior interest in receiving the included information for non-profit research and educational purposes only. http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/17/107.shtml Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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