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> I figured it out....there will be no nursing home in my future.........

>

> When I get old and feeble, I am going to get on a Princess Cruise

> Ship. The average cost for a nursing home is $200 per day. I have

> checked on reservations at Princess and I can get a long term discount

> and senior discount price of $135 per day. That leaves $65 a day for:

>

> 1. Gratuities which will only be $10 per day.

>

> 2. I will have as many as 10 meals a day if I can waddle to the

> restaurant, or I can have room service (which means I can have breakfast

> in bed every day of the week).

>

> 3. Princess has as many as three swimming pools, a workout room, free

> washers and dryers, and shows every night.

>

> 4. They have free toothpaste and razors, and free soap and shampoo.

>

> 5. They will even treat yo u like a customer, not a patient. An

> extra $5 worth of tips will have the entire staff scrambling to help

> you.

>

> 6. I will get to meet new people every 7 or 14 days.

>

> 7. TV broken? Light bulb need changing? Need to have the

> mattress replaced? No Problem! They will fix everything and

> apologize for your inconvenience.

>

> 8. Clean sheets and towels every day, and you don't even have to ask

> for them.

>

> 9. If you fall in the nursing home and break a hip you are on

> Medicare. If you fall and break a hip on the Princess ship they will

> upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your life.

>

> Now hold on for the best! Do you want to see South America, the

> Panama Canal, Tahiti, Australia, New Zealand, Asia, or name where you

> want to go? Princess will have a ship ready to go. So don't look

> for me in a nursing home, just call shore to ship.

>

> P.S. And don't forget, when you die, t hey just dump you over the

> side at no charge.

>

> Want to join me? ;-))

>

>

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may i sendthis to a friend>>>>> yep sounds good to me!!!!!rosejudy <ramcd wrote:

> I figured it out....there will be no nursing home in my future.........> > When I get old and feeble, I am going to get on a Princess Cruise> Ship. The average cost for a nursing home is $200 per day. I have> checked on reservations at Princess and I can get a long term discount> and senior discount price of $135 per day. That leaves $65 a day for:> > 1. Gratuities which will only be $10 per day.> > 2. I will have as many as 10 meals a day if I can waddle to the> restaurant, or I can have room service (which means I can have breakfast> in bed every day of the week).> > 3. Princess has as many as three swimming pools, a workout room, free> washers and dryers, and shows every night.> > 4. They have free toothpaste and razors, and free soap and

shampoo.> > 5. They will even treat yo u like a customer, not a patient. An> extra $5 worth of tips will have the entire staff scrambling to help> you.> > 6. I will get to meet new people every 7 or 14 days.> > 7. TV broken? Light bulb need changing? Need to have the> mattress replaced? No Problem! They will fix everything and> apologize for your inconvenience.> > 8. Clean sheets and towels every day, and you don't even have to ask> for them.> > 9. If you fall in the nursing home and break a hip you are on> Medicare. If you fall and break a hip on the Princess ship they will> upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your life.> > Now hold on for the best! Do you want to see South America, the> Panama Canal, Tahiti, Australia, New Zealand, Asia, or name where you> want to go? Princess will have a ship ready to go. So don't look> for

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