Healthful result of Fahrenheit 9/11

[Guest guest]

President George Bush is

taking a stroll around the Hill with a senior

Member of the Senate when he meets a little girl carrying a small

basket with a blanket over it.

 

Curious, he says to the girl, " What's in the basket? "

 

She replies, " New baby kittens, " and opens the basket to show him.

 

" How nice, " he said. " What kind are they? "

 

Little girl says, " Liberals. "

 

President

Bush smiles and pats the little girl on the head and they continue on.

 

About three weeks later, Bush

and another member of his clique are

again strolling on the Hill when he sees the

little girl again with

the same basket.

 

Bush says to his colleague, " Watch this, it's very cute, "

and they

approach the little girl.

 

Bush asks the girl how the kittens are and she says fine. He then

says, " What kind of kittens are they? "

 

She replies, " Conservatives. "

 

Somewhat surprised, Bush says, " Three weeks ago you said they were

Liberals! "

 

" I know, " she says. " But now their eyes are open. "