Road Rage

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Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turnedgreen, but the man didn't notice it.A woman in the car behind him is watching traffic passaround them. The woman begins pounding on her steeringwheel and yelling at the man to move.The man doesn't move.The woman is going ballistic inside her car, rantingand raving at the man, pounding on her steering wheeland dash. The light turns yellow and the woman beginsto blow the car horn, flips him off, screams profanityand curses at the man.The man, looks up, sees the yellow light andaccelerates through the intersection just as the lightturns red.The woman is beside herself, screaming in frustrationas she misses her chance to get through theintersection. As she is still in mid-rant she hears atap on her window and looks up into the barrel of agun held by a very serious looking policeman.The policeman tells her to shut off her car whilekeeping both hands in sight. She complies, speechlessat what is happening.After she shuts off the engine, the policeman ordersher to exit her car with her hands up.She gets out of the car and he orders her to turn andplace her hands on her car, then handcuffs her andtakes her to the police station where she isfingerprinted, photographed, searched, booked andplaced in a cell.After a couple of hours, a policeman approaches thecell and opens the door for her. She is escorted backto the booking desk where the original officer iswaiting with her personal effects and says, "I'mreally sorry for this mistake, but you see, I pulledup behind your car while you were blowing your horn,flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing ablue streak at him.I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Meto Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chromeplated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.Naturally I assumed you had stolen the car."