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Laugh Lines

 

LAUGH LINES

 

Health Sciences Institute e-Alert

 

January 22, 2003

 

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Dear Reader,

 

The e-Alert is not a comedy club and I'm definitely not a

stand-up comedian, but you're going to think I'm joking when

you hear the latest howlers about the drug company study, the

distinguished professor, and the online pharmacy.

 

As always, I'm not making any of this up. But sometimes I

wish I were when I see how ridiculous mainstream health care

can be.

 

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Guy walks into a randomized controlled trial...

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The New Mexico School of Medicine in Albuquerque, and the

prestigious Journal of the American Medical Association

teamed up earlier this month to deliver a not so

prestigious study that amounts to little more than an

advertising sales pitch.

 

The authors of the study tell us that male sexual dysfunction

is a common adverse effect of antidepressants. As a result, a

patient will often stop using his medication in order to get

his sex life back on track. But then he's not spending any

money on antidepressants! The drug companies can't stand for

that! He might resort to some crazy " fad " treatment like a

combination of exercise, diet modification and counseling.

 

So Pfizer, the maker of Viagra, funded this New Mexico study,

hoping, no doubt, to demonstrate how a depressed male taking

Prozac can revive his sex life by taking Viagra. And guess

what? Eureka! It worked! Recruiting 90 subjects (all using

Prozac, all experiencing sexual dysfunction), forty-five men

took Viagra for six weeks, forty-five took placebo, and in

the Viagra group a little over half of the men reported their

dysfunction to be functioning again.

 

Believe me, I'm not joking about depression and sexual

dysfunction - both are serious concerns for anyone who has to

endure them. But the idea of addressing a single side effect

of a drug that has many side effects, by taking another drug

with its own list of unpleasant side effects, is laughable.

Once a doctor starts piling on additional prescriptions to

treat individual side effects, you can imagine a patient

staring at a medicine cabinet filled with pill bottles,

unable to recall what the original health problem was that

the drugs were intended to address in the first place.

 

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Wait...it gets better

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Imagine how much more Viagra Pfizer could sell if they

convinced men that they needed to take Viagra every day to

prevent impotency. Of course, selling at $10 or more per

tablet (as Viagra does), that would get a little pricey. So

what if they suggested taking only a quarter of a tab per

day? Think men would buy it then? We may get a chance to find

out.

 

Last month, Pfizer was the primary sponsor of a large

continuing medical education event in New York. During a

panel session on sexual function, Professor Irwin Goldstein

(described by the British Medical Journal (BMJ) as a " high

profile professor of urology " ) called Viagra a " miracle

drug, " and said that it should be taken on a daily basis to

prevent impotence. The Professor cited a study showing that a

quarter of a pill taken each night will successfully address

erectile dysfunction.

 

But the Italian study that Dr. Goldstein used to base his

support of Viagra as an impotence preventive involved only 30

men, lasted exactly three nights, and almost a third of the

men experienced no benefits. Furthermore, the authors of the

study recognized their findings as " preliminary " only. No

doubt this is part of the reason why one sex researcher at

the session called Dr. Goldstein's endorsement, " quite

scary, " while Dr. Leonore Tiefer of New York University

(identified as a critic of corporate sponsorship of

educational events) got more to the point, saying the

comments were " bordering on the preposterous. "

 

Meanwhile, BMJ hit the nail on the head, asking Dr. Goldstein

if he had ties to Pfizer, to which the doctor replied, " I

consult with and lecture for virtually all the pharmaceutical

and implant manufacturers. "

 

Say no more, doc. We get the idea.

 

It would seem that Dr. Goldstein's reputation among his

colleagues may be less than golden. Nevertheless, the reps at

Pfizer must be pleased. No matter how preposterous the idea

may be, we might have witnessed the groundwork being laid for

a Pfizer advertising campaign that will soon tout Viagra as a

one-a-day.

 

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The punchline

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Last week on the radio I heard another advertisement for a

website that sells Viagra and other prescription drugs. And,

in case you don't know, how do you sell prescription drugs

without a prescription? Easy. You offer an " online

consultation " with a physician. That's right. Just place your

order, fill out a questionnaire, and based on your responses,

a certified doctor will determine if you're eligible to

receive the drug you ordered.

 

All I could think of was that standard disclaimer at the end

of the TV commercials: " Only your doctor can know if Drug X

is right for you. " Apparently it isn't just your doctor. An

anonymous doctor sitting in a cube reviewing a multiple-

choice questionnaire is also " qualified " to determine if a

drug is right for you.

 

When I come across an absurd loophole like this I have to

laugh, thinking about the mainstream medical people who call

for the strict FDA regulation of herbal and vitamin

supplements. Regulations would successfully restrict access

and drive up costs, but would they " protect " anyone?

Ridiculous. And this sort of web site, with easy access to

(as they put it) " FDA Approved Medications, " is just further

proof.

 

I'm not going to tell you the name of this drug pipeline web

site because I don't want to inadvertently send any business

their way. But when I logged on to see how it worked and what

drugs they carried, I noticed a prominently placed special

offer that read, " Free pill splitter with every new Viagra

100mg order. "

 

Just the thing for those men who are (or will be) convinced

they need to take a quarter tablet each and every day. It

just gets more and more convenient.

 

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....and another thing

 

Here's a tricky question that almost no one gets right the

first time they hear it:

 

Q: What is the body's largest organ?

A: The skin.

 

It weighs roughly six pounds, and if taken off your body and

laid flat it would cover more than 20 square feet. More

importantly, skin is instrumental in stabilizing the body's

internal environment.

 

I'm writing about skin as a follow up to last week's e-Alerts

about detoxification ( " From the Bottom of Your Sole " 1/14/03,

and " Not By Juice Alone " 1/15/03). Just as the interior of

the body benefits from detox, so does the skin.

 

In a previous Members Alert, HSI Panelist Ann Louise

Gittleman, Ph.D., C.N.S., shared information about special

cleansing baths developed by Dr. Hazel Parcells, who Dr.

Gittleman calls a pioneer of inner and outer cleansing.

According to Dr. Parcells, radiation (from cosmic rays and

naturally occurring radioactive materials in our environment)

is a hidden killer that assaults our immune systems, via the

skin, on a daily basis.

 

For skin detox, Dr. Parcells recommends this salt and soda

soak, which is highly alkaline and helps neutralize the

effects of radiation: Place 2 pounds of salt with 2 pounds of

baking soda in a hot bath and soak for 20 minutes, until the

water cools. That's all there is to it.

 

In addition to the typical radiation we're exposed to daily,

each airline flight increases our exposure to gamma-ray

radiation, which may put some frequent fliers at greater risk

of cancer. Dr. Parcells suggests that a salt and soda soak

following every flight, as well as every dental or medical x-

ray, will go a long way toward providing your skin the

detoxification it needs in order to help keep the rest of

your body healthy.

 

To Your Good Health,

 

Jenny Thompson

Health Sciences Institute

 

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Sources:

" Treatment of Antidepressant-Associated Sexual Dysfunction

With Sildenafil " JAMA 2003, Jan 1:289(1):56-64

" Viagra May Fight Antidepressants' Sex Side Effects " Reuters

Health, 1/1/03

" The Shameless Factor - Antidepressants Become Friendly With

Viagra " Nicholas Regush, Red Flags Daily, 1/2/03

" Study Urges Use of Drugs to Treat Antidepressant-Related

Impotence " Dr. Joseph Mercola, mercola.com

" Viagra Daily to Prevent Impotence " Nicholas Regush, Red

Flags Weekly, 1/6/03

" Urologist Recommends Daily Viagra To Prevent Impotence " Ray

Moynihan, British Medical Journal, 1/4/03

" Sildenafil Taken at Bedtime Significantly Increases

Nocturnal Erections " Urology, 2000, Dec. 20;56(6):906-11

 

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The e-Alert may not be posted on commercial sites without

written permission.

 

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