April 17, 29th Day of Cleanse

[Guest guest]

Ohhhhh--Lynques, my whole family had a good ROFL at this post!! I Love it,

but I am sure you did AFTERWARDS. Too good--I can hardly see to type this I

am laughing and my eyes are tearing. Thanks for being so blunt about the

whole thing. Patty

[Guest guest]

Food! Fruits and veggies again! Yeah! This stuff never tasted so

good, well, except for all the other times I have done this, but

after 3 days, mmmmmm, food tastes sooo good. LOL, Patty, you are

probably right. I did make it, all is well, didn't bite the dog, and

she started being with me after breakfast, lol. All is forgiven.

For now, hehehe, 'cause now I do the same thing for the kidney

cleanse, and then another liver and kidney cleanse. Three more times.

 

Thanks Doc, and loved the story. My family just tells me to shut

up. They know when I start talking about herbs, eventually the

bowels come up.

 

Today was good. I did have some weirdness about 4 this morning. It

felt like the right side under my ribs was gurgling. And then about

15-20 minutes later it transferred to the left side. Sure enough, it

started to flutter again, only this time, they were hard. Ever get a

muscle spasm? Well, that was kinda like what it felt, only inside,

right under the ribs. By 5, I was hightailing it to the bathroom,

and that was fine, but I could feel something moving all through my

intestines, and later through the colon, like I was tracking where it

was going. Tonite, after a counseling session, when I got home, bam,

cramping, I-gotta-go-now-get-outta-my-way sort of thing. At last!

Sand! I got rid of a lot of sand! And what felt like more acid

(ouch). Actually, it felt more like the time I gave myself a cayenne

enema. Anyway, what a load! And I feel soooo good.

 

Okay, I know someone is going to ask, so I will tell you. I used to

have hemrrhoids, bad. When I was first studying herbs, I went to the

herb store one day and was listening to the owner talk to someone

about colon problems and enemas and such and then I asked my question

and he answered it (cayenne helps) and we all three talked about

enemas and stuff and so I bought some cayenne powder and came home

and made a tea. I filled the enema bag got positioned and let it

rip. Okay, I don't remember too much about it except it HURT like

the dickens, I do remember it took about 15 minutes afterwards to get

my eyeballs back in position. I know I must have farted fire for

about three days. Other than the neighbors rushing over thinking I

was being killed, there wasn't much trouble too it. Later, after I

was able to get dressed again, say about oh, a week, I went back to

the herb store to have a few choice words with the owner. When I

told him what I did, his eyes kinda glazed over, he hunched over, and

I am never sure if it was frustration at my stupidity or just plain

hilarity on his part (probably both), but he grabbed a bottle of

cayenne and said in a strangled voice, " Capsules! Only! In the

other end! "

 

One thing is for sure, I have said it before, and I say it again: I

now know why dogs drag their behinds.

 

Lynques

[Guest guest]

Oh Lynques, I am sorry if I hurt your feelings, but I was laughing so hard, I

figured that sure could have been me! I think you are wonderful and I surely

do appreciate you telling us about the cleanses you are doing. I don't know

if I could do it that long though. Patty

[Guest guest]

LOL, glad you liked it. The amazing thing is I still use cayenne

after soooooo many years. Once I found the correct oriface, it

wasn't tooooo bad. My mom once told me, ignorance is a great

teacher, and I finally got THAT lesson.

 

Lynques

[Guest guest]

THANKS A LOT LYN! I'll be shocked if I don't get fired 'cause of you! I

think I saw my boss walk by just as I fell out of my chair, screaming

laughter at your story! *Woo* Sheez...come on, Sara, catch your breath...!

 

-ST, *ROTFL*, literally!

 

 

On Thu, 18 Apr 2002 02:47:27 -0000 " lynques " wrote:

 

> Food! Fruits and veggies again! Yeah! This stuff never tasted so

> good, well, except for all the other times I have done this, but

> after 3 days, mmmmmm, food tastes sooo good. LOL, Patty, you are

> probably right. I did make it, all is well, didn't bite the dog, and

> she started being with me after breakfast, lol. All is forgiven.

> For now, hehehe, 'cause now I do the same thing for the kidney

> cleanse, and then another liver and kidney cleanse. Three more times.

>

> Thanks Doc, and loved the story. My family just tells me to shut

> up. They know when I start talking about herbs, eventually the

> bowels come up.

>

> Today was good. I did have some weirdness about 4 this morning. It

> felt like the right side under my ribs was gurgling. And then about

> 15-20 minutes later it transferred to the left side. Sure enough, it

> started to flutter again, only this time, they were hard. Ever get a

> muscle spasm? Well, that was kinda like what it felt, only inside,

> right under the ribs. By 5, I was hightailing it to the bathroom,

> and that was fine, but I could feel something moving all through my

> intestines, and later through the colon, like I was tracking where it

> was going. Tonite, after a counseling session, when I got home, bam,

> cramping, I-gotta-go-now-get-outta-my-way sort of thing. At last!

> Sand! I got rid of a lot of sand! And what felt like more acid

> (ouch). Actually, it felt more like the time I gave myself a cayenne

> enema. Anyway, what a load! And I feel soooo good.

>

> Okay, I know someone is going to ask, so I will tell you. I used to

> have hemrrhoids, bad. When I was first studying herbs, I went to the

> herb store one day and was listening to the owner talk to someone

> about colon problems and enemas and such and then I asked my question

> and he answered it (cayenne helps) and we all three talked about

> enemas and stuff and so I bought some cayenne powder and came home

> and made a tea. I filled the enema bag got positioned and let it

> rip. Okay, I don't remember too much about it except it HURT like

> the dickens, I do remember it took about 15 minutes afterwards to get

> my eyeballs back in position. I know I must have farted fire for

> about three days. Other than the neighbors rushing over thinking I

> was being killed, there wasn't much trouble too it. Later, after I

> was able to get dressed again, say about oh, a week, I went back to

> the herb store to have a few choice words with the owner. When I

> told him what I did, his eyes kinda glazed over, he hunched over, and

> I am never sure if it was frustration at my stupidity or just plain

> hilarity on his part (probably both), but he grabbed a bottle of

> cayenne and said in a strangled voice, " Capsules! Only! In the

> other end! "

>

> One thing is for sure, I have said it before, and I say it again: I

> now know why dogs drag their behinds.

>

> Lynques

>

>

>

> Federal Law requires that we warn you of the following:

> 1. Natural methods can sometimes backfire.

> 2. If you are pregnant, consult your physician before using any

> natural remedy.

> 3. The Constitution guarantees you the right to be your own physician

> and to

> prescribe for your own health.

> We are not medical doctors although MDs are welcome to post here as

> long as

> they behave themselves.

> Any opinions put forth by the list members are exactly that, and any

> person

> following the advice of anyone posting here does so at their own risk.

> It is up to you to educate yourself. By accepting advice or products

> from list members, you are agreeing to

> be fully responsible for your own health, and hold the List Owner and

> members free of any liability.

>

> Dr. Ian Shillington

> Doctor of Naturopathy

> Dr.IanShillington

>

>

[Guest guest]

LOL, Patty, Sara, you two are funny. No, Patty, I wasn't hurt and

Sara, sorry about the job! However, if you do get fired, let me know

and I will help you put together a colon cleanse for your boss, to

give as you leave, lol.

 

Lynques

[Guest guest]

Hey Lynques,

You mentioned before that for the last year you went back to your old ways

of living and eating. I'm interested in what sorts of things that included,

if you don't mind sharing.

 

Thanks,

Ann

 

--- lynques <wtchdktr wrote:

> LOL, Patty, Sara, you two are funny. No, Patty, I wasn't hurt and

> Sara, sorry about the job! However, if you do get fired, let me know

> and I will help you put together a colon cleanse for your boss, to

> give as you leave, lol.

>

> Lynques

>

>

>

> Federal Law requires that we warn you of the following:

> 1. Natural methods can sometimes backfire.

> 2. If you are pregnant, consult your physician before using any natural

> remedy.

> 3. The Constitution guarantees you the right to be your own physician and

> to

> prescribe for your own health.

> We are not medical doctors although MDs are welcome to post here as long

> as

> they behave themselves.

> Any opinions put forth by the list members are exactly that, and any

> person

> following the advice of anyone posting here does so at their own risk.

> It is up to you to educate yourself. By accepting advice or products

> from list members, you are agreeing to

> be fully responsible for your own health, and hold the List Owner and

> members free of any liability.

>

> Dr. Ian Shillington

> Doctor of Naturopathy

> Dr.IanShillington

>

>

[Guest guest]

Great Story.

Breathing Fire! Farting Fire!

Welcome to the wonderful world of natural healing ;o) LOL

Love,

Doc

 

Ian "Doc" Shillington N.D.505-772-5889Dr.IanShillington

 

-

lynques

herbal remedies

Wednesday, April 17, 2002 8:47 PM

[herbal remedies] April 17, 29th Day of Cleanse

Food! Fruits and veggies again! Yeah! This stuff never tasted so good, well, except for all the other times I have done this, but after 3 days, mmmmmm, food tastes sooo good. LOL, Patty, you are probably right. I did make it, all is well, didn't bite the dog, and she started being with me after breakfast, lol. All is forgiven. For now, hehehe, 'cause now I do the same thing for the kidney cleanse, and then another liver and kidney cleanse. Three more times.Thanks Doc, and loved the story. My family just tells me to shut up. They know when I start talking about herbs, eventually the bowels come up. Today was good. I did have some weirdness about 4 this morning. It felt like the right side under my ribs was gurgling. And then about 15-20 minutes later it transferred to the left side. Sure enough, it started to flutter again, only this time, they were hard. Ever get a muscle spasm? Well, that was kinda like what it felt, only inside, right under the ribs. By 5, I was hightailing it to the bathroom, and that was fine, but I could feel something moving all through my intestines, and later through the colon, like I was tracking where it was going. Tonite, after a counseling session, when I got home, bam, cramping, I-gotta-go-now-get-outta-my-way sort of thing. At last! Sand! I got rid of a lot of sand! And what felt like more acid (ouch). Actually, it felt more like the time I gave myself a cayenne enema. Anyway, what a load! And I feel soooo good.Okay, I know someone is going to ask, so I will tell you. I used to have hemrrhoids, bad. When I was first studying herbs, I went to the herb store one day and was listening to the owner talk to someone about colon problems and enemas and such and then I asked my question and he answered it (cayenne helps) and we all three talked about enemas and stuff and so I bought some cayenne powder and came home and made a tea. I filled the enema bag got positioned and let it rip. Okay, I don't remember too much about it except it HURT like the dickens, I do remember it took about 15 minutes afterwards to get my eyeballs back in position. I know I must have farted fire for about three days. Other than the neighbors rushing over thinking I was being killed, there wasn't much trouble too it. Later, after I was able to get dressed again, say about oh, a week, I went back to the herb store to have a few choice words with the owner. When I told him what I did, his eyes kinda glazed over, he hunched over, and I am never sure if it was frustration at my stupidity or just plain hilarity on his part (probably both), but he grabbed a bottle of cayenne and said in a strangled voice, "Capsules! Only! In the other end!"One thing is for sure, I have said it before, and I say it again: I now know why dogs drag their behinds.Lynques