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Linda asked:

 

 

Anybody have a cure for chronic neck muscle tension and vertebrae that keep slipping - or being pulled - out of place?

 

Linda

 

Linda,

 

Are you getting any body work?

Chiropractic, Reflexology, OrthoBionomy,

Reiki, take your pick.

 

Everyone should get some at least once a month,

just for maintenance.

 

For emergency stress relief, take 2 tennis balls

and put them in a sock, tie the works with a

rubber band.

Or used rolled-up socks that make the same size.

Now lay down on the floor with the balls in the

hollows under your skull.

Relax, and breath deeply.

 

Eventually (it may take a bit) you will achieve

a still point: the rhythm of your blood circulation

and the circulation of cranio-sacral fluid will

coincide.

This deeply relaxing, harmonizing, and may

allow the body to re-align itself.

 

Much nicer than the tennis balls: ask a helper

to stand behind you, and cup your head in

her hands with the middle fingers holding

the hollows.

 

Most comfortable in a recliner seat with the

helper on a stool behind you.

 

You can also buy a rubber "still point inducer".

 

The balls can also be used on other points of

the spine.

I have a friend who is a carpenter, hard on

the back. He used to be a mess, and see the

chiropractor a lot.

He claims to have fixed himself many times

using his back balls.

 

Also helpful: a good liniment that helps with both

pain and healing.

Of course I am partial to "Recovazon Gel".

 

Ien in the Kootenays***********************************"What is the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"~Thoreau Saving the Rainforest, a cup of tea at the timehttp://wildhealing.net***********************************

 

-

Linda Bumpas

Friday, September 17, 2004 10:02 AM

Re: OT (humor)

 

And one who was unable to change a light bulb this morning because I have something jammed in my neck and looking up over my head made me feel like I was going to die.

 

Anybody have a cure for chronic neck muscle tension and vertebrae that keep slipping - or being pulled - out of place?

 

Linda

 

 

 

-

Ien Van Houten

Thursday, September 16, 2004 9:58 PM

OT (humor)

 

 

 

How many e-mail group members does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the lightbulb could have been changed differently7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs53 to flame the spell checkers41 to correct spelling/grammar flames6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "lightbulb" is perfectly correct56 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violationof their "acceptable use policy"109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please takethis discussion to a lightbulb group203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, andlightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbsand therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where tobuy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for thistechnique, and what brands are faulty27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post thecorrected URL's3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to thisgroup which makes light bulbs relevant to this group33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including allheaders and signatures, and add "Me too"12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannothandle the light bulb controversy19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ44 to ask what is a "FAQ"4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questionsabout light bulbs"1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and startit all over again....Ien in the Kootenays***********************************"What is the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"~Thoreau Saving the Rainforest, a cup of tea at the timehttp://wildhealing.net***********************************

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I have two chiropractors and a massage therapist I see. I went to one of the chiropractors Friday afternoon and he fixed my neck. By Saturday it was out again.

 

What is OrthoBionomy?

 

The tennis balls sound good; I'll have to find some.

 

Linda

 

-

Ieneke van Houten

Sunday, September 19, 2004 12:46 PM

Neck stress Was OT (humor)

 

Linda asked:

 

 

Anybody have a cure for chronic neck muscle tension and vertebrae that keep slipping - or being pulled - out of place?

 

Linda

 

Linda,

 

Are you getting any body work?

Chiropractic, Reflexology, OrthoBionomy,

Reiki, take your pick.

 

Everyone should get some at least once a month,

just for maintenance.

 

For emergency stress relief, take 2 tennis balls

and put them in a sock, tie the works with a

rubber band.

Or used rolled-up socks that make the same size.

Now lay down on the floor with the balls in the

hollows under your skull.

Relax, and breath deeply.

 

Eventually (it may take a bit) you will achieve

a still point: the rhythm of your blood circulation

and the circulation of cranio-sacral fluid will

coincide.

This deeply relaxing, harmonizing, and may

allow the body to re-align itself.

 

Much nicer than the tennis balls: ask a helper

to stand behind you, and cup your head in

her hands with the middle fingers holding

the hollows.

 

Most comfortable in a recliner seat with the

helper on a stool behind you.

 

You can also buy a rubber "still point inducer".

 

The balls can also be used on other points of

the spine.

I have a friend who is a carpenter, hard on

the back. He used to be a mess, and see the

chiropractor a lot.

He claims to have fixed himself many times

using his back balls.

 

Also helpful: a good liniment that helps with both

pain and healing.

Of course I am partial to "Recovazon Gel".

 

Ien in the Kootenays***********************************"What is the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"~Thoreau Saving the Rainforest, a cup of tea at the timehttp://wildhealing.net***********************************

 

-

Linda Bumpas

Friday, September 17, 2004 10:02 AM

Re: OT (humor)

 

And one who was unable to change a light bulb this morning because I have something jammed in my neck and looking up over my head made me feel like I was going to die.

 

Anybody have a cure for chronic neck muscle tension and vertebrae that keep slipping - or being pulled - out of place?

 

Linda

 

 

 

-

Ien Van Houten

Thursday, September 16, 2004 9:58 PM

OT (humor)

 

 

 

How many e-mail group members does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the lightbulb could have been changed differently7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs53 to flame the spell checkers41 to correct spelling/grammar flames6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "lightbulb" is perfectly correct56 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violationof their "acceptable use policy"109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please takethis discussion to a lightbulb group203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, andlightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbsand therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where tobuy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for thistechnique, and what brands are faulty27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post thecorrected URL's3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to thisgroup which makes light bulbs relevant to this group33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including allheaders and signatures, and add "Me too"12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannothandle the light bulb controversy19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ44 to ask what is a "FAQ"4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questionsabout light bulbs"1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and startit all over again....Ien in the Kootenays***********************************"What is the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"~Thoreau Saving the Rainforest, a cup of tea at the timehttp://wildhealing.net***********************************

Ien in the Kootenays***********************************"What is the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"~Thoreau Saving the Rainforest, a cup of tea at the timehttp://wildhealing.net******************************************************************************** WWW.PEACEFULMIND.COM Sponsors Alternative Answers-HEALING NATURALLY- this is the premise of HOLISTIC HEALTH. Preventative and Curative measure to take for many ailments at:http://www.peacefulmind.com/ailments_frame.htm__________-To INVITE A FRIEND to our healing community, copy and paste this address in an email to them:http://www./members_add _________To ADD A LINK, RESOURCE, OR WEBSITE to Alternative Answers please Go to: http://www./links___________Community email addresses: Post message: Subscribe: - Un: - List owner: -owner _______Shortcut URL to this page: http://www. ********************************************* WWW.PEACEFULMIND.COM Sponsors Alternative Answers-HEALING NATURALLY- this is the premise of HOLISTIC HEALTH. Preventative and Curative measure to take for many ailments at:http://www.peacefulmind.com/ailments_frame.htm__________-To INVITE A FRIEND to our healing community, copy and paste this address in an email to them:http://www./members_add _________To ADD A LINK, RESOURCE, OR WEBSITE to Alternative Answers please Go to: http://www./links___________Community email addresses: Post message: Subscribe: - Un: - List owner: -owner _______Shortcut URL to this page: http://www. ********************************************* WWW.PEACEFULMIND.COM Sponsors Alternative Answers-HEALING NATURALLY- this is the premise of HOLISTIC HEALTH. Preventative and Curative measure to take for many ailments at:http://www.peacefulmind.com/ailments_frame.htm__________-To INVITE A FRIEND to our healing community, copy and paste this address in an email to them:http://www./members_add _________To ADD A LINK, RESOURCE, OR WEBSITE to Alternative Answers please Go to: http://www./links___________Community email addresses: Post message: Subscribe: - Un: - List owner: -owner _______Shortcut URL to this page: http://www.

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, " Ieneke van Houten "

<ienvan@c...> wrote:

> Linda asked:

>

> Anybody have a cure for chronic neck muscle tension and vertebrae

that keep slipping - or being pulled - out of place?

>

> Linda

>

 

 

This is a little esoteric but I have this problem and my favourite fix

is to wear a silk scarf of a particular colour around my neck before

going to bed at night.

 

It is warming, soothing, very relaxing and does something beyond that.

I can feel it softening and flowing as soon as I put it on.

 

I have different colour scarves - sometimes I pick an orange one,

sometimes a deep sea green one, it depends which one calls to me at

the time.

 

Like a loving touch ...

 

Best wishes,

 

Silvia

 

 

 

Silvia Hartmann

http://StarFields.org

Energy Magic For The Third Millennium

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There seems to be a language in which our bodies speak to us that I

would call metaphor. People who are hard hearted get CAD. People

who don't speak up for themselves when they should develope thyroid

problems. Feeling betrayed might manifest itself as a pain

like 'being stabbed in the back'. A pain in the neck denotes an

attitude of being irritable, which is to say everything is a pain in

the neck to you. The same goes with sciatica, only your language

is 'a pain in the ass'. People with chronic back pain are also

people who shoulder more responsibility than is theirs. They are

the camels getting their backs broken.

 

Believe me when I say it takes one to know one. I was cripled with

pain untill I took this approach. By changing my attitude I have

not had to do anything extra for my back in years now.

 

Blessings, Morgan.

 

, " Linda Bumpas "

<lindabumpas@c...> wrote:

> I have two chiropractors and a massage therapist I see. I went to

one of the chiropractors Friday afternoon and he fixed my neck. By

Saturday it was out again.

>

> What is OrthoBionomy?

>

> The tennis balls sound good; I'll have to find some.

>

> Linda

> -

> Ieneke van Houten

>

> Sunday, September 19, 2004 12:46 PM

> Neck stress Was OT (humor)

>

>

> Linda asked:

>

> Anybody have a cure for chronic neck muscle tension and

vertebrae that keep slipping - or being pulled - out of place?

>

> Linda

>

> Linda,

>

> Are you getting any body work?

> Chiropractic, Reflexology, OrthoBionomy,

> Reiki, take your pick.

>

> Everyone should get some at least once a month,

> just for maintenance.

>

> For emergency stress relief, take 2 tennis balls

> and put them in a sock, tie the works with a

> rubber band.

> Or used rolled-up socks that make the same size.

> Now lay down on the floor with the balls in the

> hollows under your skull.

> Relax, and breath deeply.

>

> Eventually (it may take a bit) you will achieve

> a still point: the rhythm of your blood circulation

> and the circulation of cranio-sacral fluid will

> coincide.

> This deeply relaxing, harmonizing, and may

> allow the body to re-align itself.

>

> Much nicer than the tennis balls: ask a helper

> to stand behind you, and cup your head in

> her hands with the middle fingers holding

> the hollows.

>

> Most comfortable in a recliner seat with the

> helper on a stool behind you.

>

> You can also buy a rubber " still point inducer " .

>

> The balls can also be used on other points of

> the spine.

> I have a friend who is a carpenter, hard on

> the back. He used to be a mess, and see the

> chiropractor a lot.

> He claims to have fixed himself many times

> using his back balls.

>

> Also helpful: a good liniment that helps with both

> pain and healing.

> Of course I am partial to " Recovazon Gel " .

>

> Ien in the Kootenays

> ***********************************

> " What is the use of a house if you haven't

> got a tolerable planet to put it on? "

> ~Thoreau

> Saving the Rainforest, a cup of tea at the time

> http://wildhealing.net

> ***********************************

> -

> Linda Bumpas

>

> Friday, September 17, 2004 10:02 AM

> Re: OT (humor)

>

>

> And one who was unable to change a light bulb this morning

because I have something jammed in my neck and looking up over my

head made me feel like I was going to die.

>

> Anybody have a cure for chronic neck muscle tension and

vertebrae that keep slipping - or being pulled - out of place?

>

> Linda

>

>

> -

> Ien Van Houten

>

> Thursday, September 16, 2004 9:58 PM

> OT (humor)

>

>

> How many e-mail group members does it take to change a

lightbulb?

>

>

> 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb

has been changed

>

> 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and

how the light

> bulb could have been changed differently

>

> 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

>

> 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about

changing light bulbs

>

> 53 to flame the spell checkers

>

> 41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

>

> 6 to argue over whether it's " lightbulb " or " light bulb " ...

>

> another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

>

> 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper

term is " lamp "

>

> 15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and

that " light

> bulb " is perfectly correct

>

> 56 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are

in violation

> of their " acceptable use policy "

>

> 109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to

please take

> this discussion to a lightbulb group

>

> 203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-

topic forum, and

> lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped

>

> 111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all

use light bulbs

> and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group

>

> 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is

superior, where to

> buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work

best for this

> technique, and what brands are faulty

>

> 27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different

light bulbs

>

> 14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then

post the

> corrected URL's

>

> 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are

relevant to this

> group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

>

> 33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety

including all

> headers and signatures, and add " Me too "

>

> 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post

because they cannot

> handle the light bulb controversy

>

> 19 to quote the " Me too's " to say " Me three "

>

> 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

>

> 44 to ask what is a " FAQ "

>

> 4 to say " didn't we go through this already a short time

ago? "

>

> 143 to say " do a Google search on light bulbs before posting

questions

> about light bulbs "

>

> 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from

now and start

> it all over again....

>

>

>

> Ien in the Kootenays

> ***********************************

> " What is the use of a house if you haven't

> got a tolerable planet to put it on? "

> ~Thoreau

> Saving the Rainforest, a cup of tea at the time

> http://wildhealing.net

> ***********************************

> Ien in the Kootenays

> ***********************************

> " What is the use of a house if you haven't

> got a tolerable planet to put it on? "

> ~Thoreau

> Saving the Rainforest, a cup of tea at the time

> http://wildhealing.net

> ***********************************

>

>

> *********************************************

> WWW.PEACEFULMIND.COM Sponsors Alternative Answers-

>

> HEALING NATURALLY- this is the premise of HOLISTIC HEALTH.

Preventative and Curative measure to take for many ailments at:

> http://www.peacefulmind.com/ailments_frame.htm

> __________

>

> -To INVITE A FRIEND to our healing community, copy and paste

this address in an email to them:

>

http://www./members_add

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>

> http://www./links

>

> ___________

>

> Post message:

> Subscribe: -

> Un: -

 

> List owner: -owner

> _______

> Shortcut URL to this page:

> http://www.

>

>

>

>

> *********************************************

> WWW.PEACEFULMIND.COM Sponsors Alternative Answers-

>

> HEALING NATURALLY- this is the premise of HOLISTIC HEALTH.

Preventative and Curative measure to take for many ailments at:

> http://www.peacefulmind.com/ailments_frame.htm

> __________

>

> -To INVITE A FRIEND to our healing community, copy and paste

this address in an email to them:

>

http://www./members_add

>

> _________

> To ADD A LINK, RESOURCE, OR WEBSITE to Alternative Answers

please Go to:

>

> http://www./links

>

> ___________

>

> Post message:

> Subscribe: -

> Un: -

 

> List owner: -owner

> _______

> Shortcut URL to this page:

> http://www.

>

>

>

>

>

> *********************************************

> WWW.PEACEFULMIND.COM Sponsors Alternative Answers-

>

> HEALING NATURALLY- this is the premise of HOLISTIC HEALTH.

Preventative and Curative measure to take for many ailments at:

> http://www.peacefulmind.com/ailments_frame.htm

> __________

>

> -To INVITE A FRIEND to our healing community, copy and paste

this address in an email to them:

> http://www./members_add

>

> _________

> To ADD A LINK, RESOURCE, OR WEBSITE to Alternative Answers

please Go to:

>

> http://www./links

>

> ___________

>

> Post message:

> Subscribe: -

> Un: -

> List owner: -owner

> _______

> Shortcut URL to this page:

> http://www.

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