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And one who was unable to change a light bulb this morning because I have something jammed in my neck and looking up over my head made me feel like I was going to die.

 

Anybody have a cure for chronic neck muscle tension and vertebrae that keep slipping - or being pulled - out of place?

 

Linda

 

 

 

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Ien Van Houten

Thursday, September 16, 2004 9:58 PM

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How many e-mail group members does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the lightbulb could have been changed differently7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs53 to flame the spell checkers41 to correct spelling/grammar flames6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "lightbulb" is perfectly correct56 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violationof their "acceptable use policy"109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please takethis discussion to a lightbulb group203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, andlightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbsand therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where tobuy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for thistechnique, and what brands are faulty27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post thecorrected URL's3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to thisgroup which makes light bulbs relevant to this group33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including allheaders and signatures, and add "Me too"12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannothandle the light bulb controversy19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ44 to ask what is a "FAQ"4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questionsabout light bulbs"1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and startit all over again....Ien in the Kootenays***********************************"What is the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"~Thoreau Saving the Rainforest, a cup of tea at the timehttp://wildhealing.net***********************************

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