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I'm forwarding this from another group I belong too --- humor, but so true!

 

Irene C

 

 

> In the Beginning...

>

> In the beginning God populated the earth with broccoli and

> cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all

> kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

>

> Then using God's great gifts. Satan created Ben and Jerry's and

> Krispy Creme. And Satan said, " You want chocolate with that? " And man

> said " Yea. " And woman said, " And another one with sprinkles. " And

> they gained 10 pounds.

>

> And God created the healthful yogurt that woman might keep the figure

> that man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the

> wheat, and sugar from the cane, and combined them. And woman went

> from size 2 to size 6.

>

> So God said, " Try my fresh green salad. " And Satan presented

> Thousand-Island

> Dressing and garlic toast on the side. And man and woman unfastened

> their belts following the repast.

>

> God then said, " I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive

> oil in which to cook them. " And Satan brought forth deep fried fish

> and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And man

> gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.

>

> God then brought running shoes so that his children might lose those

> extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man

> would not have to toil changing the channels. And man and woman

> laughed and cried before the flickering light and gained pounds.

>

> Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming

> with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced

> the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And man gained

> pounds.

>

> God then gave lean beef so that man might consume fewer calories and

> still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and it's

> 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, " You want fries with that? "

> and man replied, " Yea! And super size 'em. " And Satan said " It is

> good. " And man went into cardiac arrest.

>

> God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery. And Satan created

> HMOs.

>

> By Kathryn Martyn

>

> http://www.onemorebite-weightloss.com/first-diet.html

>

>

> =====

>

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Oh yeh. All we have to do is look around and most people would say " and so

it is " . (even if we dont indulge)

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" Clarks " <tuckerclark

 

Tuesday, January 20, 2004 6:00 AM

Diet Humor

 

 

> I'm forwarding this from another group I belong too --- humor, but so

true!

>

> Irene C

>

>

> > In the Beginning...

> >

> > In the beginning God populated the earth with broccoli and

> > cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all

> > kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

> >

> > Then using God's great gifts. Satan created Ben and Jerry's and

> > Krispy Creme. And Satan said, " You want chocolate with that? " And man

> > said " Yea. " And woman said, " And another one with sprinkles. " And

> > they gained 10 pounds.

> >

> > And God created the healthful yogurt that woman might keep the figure

> > that man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the

> > wheat, and sugar from the cane, and combined them. And woman went

> > from size 2 to size 6.

> >

> > So God said, " Try my fresh green salad. " And Satan presented

> > Thousand-Island

> > Dressing and garlic toast on the side. And man and woman unfastened

> > their belts following the repast.

> >

> > God then said, " I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive

> > oil in which to cook them. " And Satan brought forth deep fried fish

> > and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And man

> > gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.

> >

> > God then brought running shoes so that his children might lose those

> > extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man

> > would not have to toil changing the channels. And man and woman

> > laughed and cried before the flickering light and gained pounds.

> >

> > Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming

> > with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced

> > the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And man gained

> > pounds.

> >

> > God then gave lean beef so that man might consume fewer calories and

> > still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and it's

> > 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, " You want fries with that? "

> > and man replied, " Yea! And super size 'em. " And Satan said " It is

> > good. " And man went into cardiac arrest.

> >

> > God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery. And Satan created

> > HMOs.

> >

> > By Kathryn Martyn

> >

> > http://www.onemorebite-weightloss.com/first-diet.html

> >

> >

> > =====

> >

>

>

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