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NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEND A M N I T O LTake 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.ST. M O M M A'S W O R TPlant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolersunconscious for up to two days.E M P T Y N E S T R O G E NSuppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you ofhow awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they movedout.P E P T O B I M B OLiquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before anevening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and preventsconception.D U M B E R O LWhen taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting inenjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.F L I P I T O RIncreases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urgeto flip off other drivers.M E N I C I L L I NPotent anti-boy-otic for older women.B U Y A G R AInjectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration,and credit limit of spending spree.J A C K A S S P I R I NRelieves headache caused by a man who can't remember yourbirthday,anniversary or phone number.A N T I-T A L K S I D E N TA spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to sharetheir life stories with total strangers in elevators.N A G A M E TWhen administered to a husband, provides the same irritation level asnagging him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing itherself.Ien in the Kootenays*********************************************************You ought to be thankful, a whole heaping lot,For the places and people you're lucky you're not!Dr. Seusshttp://businesshelpingpeople.comPersonal and business introduction page*********************************************************