Guest guest Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 From the book Laughter the best Medicine:________________________The International tobacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to invite Smokers of all ages to join in its biggest Anniversary Sweepstakes Draw, where every smoker is a sure winner! All Smokers have the chance of winning the following major prizes:1. Grand prize - A Brand new cancer, Bronchial Infection, Goiter, Sinusitis, Migraine, Cerbral Tumor, Paralysis, Hypertension, and Asthama 2. Second Prize - Special Hepatitis, Meningitis, Bronchitis3. Third Prize - Colored TB, Emphysema, Arteriosclerosis, Gingivitis, Rheumatism, Heart Disease, and Lung Cancer.You can also have a chance to win consolation prize such as: Tartar Deposits, Bad Breath, Stained Teeth, Appetite loss, and Swelled Gums. Join now!!! Remember that the more sticks you puff, the more chances of easy winning. Fabulous prizes await you!!!You can also be a lucky winner! Please claim your prizes at the nearest funeral parlor. This promo is a limited time offer.See your X-Ray results for more details!!!_____Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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