Guest guest Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 http://mistupid.com/jokes/page084.htm Doctors vs. Guns contributed by John 2005 Doctors: The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000 Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000 Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171 Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services.Guns: The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000 The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500 The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188. Statistics courtesy of F.B.I. Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. Remember, " Guns don't kill people, doctors do. " FACT: Not everyone has a gun, but almost everyone has at least one doctor.Please alert your friends to this alarming threat immediatly. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand! Note: Out of concern for the public at large, the statistics on lawyers have been withheld for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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