Fwd: FW: Murder of English language

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Dear All

 

 

 

 

This is indeed remarkable, some thing

for lighter mood... it's a laugh riot……

 

 

 

 

 

Applications.

 

It's murder of English language. But Too Funny.

 

Just Read It.

 

The Leave Applications;)

 

 

· Infosys , Bangalore : An employee

applied for leave as follows:

 

 

" Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife ,

please sanction me one-week leave. "

 

 

 

 

 

 

· This is

from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the " mundan "

ceremony of his 10 year old son:

 

 

" as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.. "

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

· Another gem

from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's

wedding:

" as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.. "

 

 

 

 

 

 

· From H.A.L.

Administration Dept:

" As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it ,

please grant me 10 days leave. "

 

 

 

 

 

 

· Another

employee applied for half day leave as follows:

" Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not

return , please grant me half day casual leave "

 

 

 

 

 

 

· An incident of

a leave letter:

" I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday. "

 

 

 

 

 

 

· A leave

letter to the headmaster:

" As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request

you to leave me today "

 

 

 

 

 

 

· Another leave

letter written to the headmaster:

" As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day. "

 

 

 

 

 

 

· Covering note:

 

" I am enclosed herewith... "

 

 

 

 

 

 

· Another one:

" Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my

below... "

 

 

 

 

 

 

· Actual

letter written for application of leave:

" My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home

I may be granted leave " .

 

 

 

 

 

 

· Letter writing:-

" I am well here and hope you are also in the same well. "

 

 

 

 

 

 

· A

candidate's job application:

" This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant

- Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can

handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post.