Guest guest Posted December 17, 2002 Report Share Posted December 17, 2002 ROFLMAO!!! That's a good one Janet. Cheers! Kathleen Petrides The Woobey Queen Woobeys give your aches and pains the Royal Treatment http://www.woobeyworld.com - " Janet Golden-Hogan " <janetkgolden Monday, December 16, 2002 7:43 PM OT: Humor > A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. > She says to the clerk, " May I have 50 Christmas stamps? " > > The clerk says, " What denomination? " > > The woman says, " O my God. Has it come to this? > Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Protestants, 32 Baptists. " > > > How To Make Rose Petal Jam - Step By Step Instructions > http://www.av-at.com/stuff/rosejam.html > > To Un send a blank e-mail to: - > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 A group of 65 year old buddies meet and declare that from time to time they should get together and go to dinner. At this time they discuss where they should meet that night and it is finally agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen restaurant because the waitress's there wear low cut blouses. Ten years later, at 75 years of age, the group meets again and they discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because the food there is very good and the wine selection is outstanding. Five years later at 80 years of age, the group meets and again they discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke free. Five years later, at 85 years of age, the group meets again and they discuss and discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they even have an elevator. Five years later, at 90 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss and discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen since they had never been there before it would be a great idea to try something new. And so it goes . . . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 LMAO! Thank you Butch! I have SOOO much to look forward to over the next several decades. Jessica, NC Sent on the Sprint® Now Network from my BlackBerry® Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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