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Thanksgiving Weather Forecast

 

 

 

In the pre-Thanksgiving rush, we have received an early weather

 

report from our in-house weather reporters. This is one, you should

 

be sure to email your Mom. Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then

 

warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will

 

turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe

 

squall or cold shoulder.

 

 

 

During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front of a knife will

 

slice through the turkey, causing an accumulation of one to two

 

inches on plates. Mashed potatoes will drift across one side while

 

cranberry sauce creates slippery spots on the other. Please pass the

 

gravy.

 

 

 

A weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued for the

 

entire area, with increased stuffiness around the beltway. During the

 

evening, the turkey will diminish and taper off to leftovers,

 

dropping to a low of 34F in the refrigerator.

 

 

 

Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high pressure to eat sandwiches

 

will be established. Flurries of leftovers can be expected both days

 

with a 50 percent chance of scattered soup late in the day. We expect

 

a warming trend where soup develops. By early next week, eating

 

pressure will be low as the only wish left will be the bone.

 

 

 

HAPPY THANKSGIVING! !

Vicki & Family

 

 

 

 

 

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