Old Age and Treachery :-)

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An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond

in the back, fixed up nice: picnic tables, horseshoe courts, basketball

court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it

was built.

 

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been

there for a while, and look it over. As he neared it, he heard voices,

shouting, and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of

young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his

presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.

 

One of the women shouted to him, " We're not coming out until you leave! "

 

The old man replied, " I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or to

make you get out of the pond. " I only came to feed the alligator. "

 

MORAL: Old age and treachery will triumph over youth and skill.