Fwd: The American Death Ceremony

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--- " Robin Stone " <rstone@k...> wrote:

The American Death Ceremony

 

The death ceremony started as a crude ritual back in the days of

witchcraft. In recent years it has been developed into a science.

It usually takes from 10 to 15 years, however, modern scientific

advancements are shortening this period of time.

 

It starts with on simple aspirin for a simple headache. When the

one aspirin will no longer cover up the headache, take two. After a

few months, when two aspirins will no longer cover up the headache,

you take one of the stronger compounds. By this time it becomes

necessary to take something for the ulcers that have been caused by

the aspirin. Now that you are taking two medicines, you have a good

start. After a few months these medications will distort you liver

function. If a good infection develop, you can take some

penicillin. Of course the penicillin will damage your red blood

corpuscles and spleen so that you develop anemia. Another medication

is then taken to cover up the anemia. By this time all of these

medications will put such a strain on your kidneys they should break

down. It is now time to take some antibiotics. When these destroy

your natural resistance to disease, you can expect a general flair-up

of all your symptoms. The next step is to cover up all of these

symptoms with sulfa drugs. When the kidneys finally plug up, you can

have them drained. Some poisons will build up in your system but you

can keep going quite a while this way.

 

By now the medications will be so confused they won't know what

they are supposed to be doing, but it doesn't really matter if you

have followed every step as directed you can now make an appointment

with you undertaker.

 

This game is played by practically all Americans, except for the

few ignorant souls who follow nature.

 

By Dr. L.I.

 

 

Robin

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