Guest guest Posted March 15, 2002 Report Share Posted March 15, 2002 - tHe mAdd pRoFeSsOr Thursday, March 14, 2002 8:30 PM [CIDSNetwork] Crazy Women Drivers! CRAZY WOMEN DRIVERS! (a hazard to traffic!) Driving into the city this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new red Mustang doing 75 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds shaking my head in disbelief and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on her darn makeup! Well, it scared me so bad that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the doughnut right out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car out using my knees against the steering wheel, I knocked my cellphone away from my other ear, which fell into the coffee mug between my legs and making me scream in pain and DISCONNECTING A VERY IMPORTANT CALL! CRAZY WOMEN DRIVERS! There oughta be a law........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 15, 2002 Report Share Posted March 15, 2002 Dear Elaine, that is a cracker, thank you. Regards, Dorothy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 16, 2002 Report Share Posted March 16, 2002 Funny stuff! Erica Elaine [sMTP:mem121] Thursday, March 14, 2002 10:35 PM Undisclosed-Recipient:@usermail.com; Crazy Women Drivers! - tHe mAdd pRoFeSsOr Thursday, March 14, 2002 8:30 PM [CIDSNetwork] Crazy Women Drivers! CRAZY WOMEN DRIVERS! (a hazard to traffic!) Driving into the city this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new red Mustang doing 75 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds shaking my head in disbelief and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on her darn makeup! Well, it scared me so bad that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the doughnut right out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car out using my knees against the steering wheel, I knocked my cellphone away from my other ear, which fell into the coffee mug between my legs and making me scream in pain and DISCONNECTING A VERY IMPORTANT CALL! CRAZY WOMEN DRIVERS! There oughta be a law........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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