oh so true!!!

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In a message dated 3/6/02 12:59:37 PM, ameehling writes:

 

<< oh so true!!!

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<DIV></DIV>>God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower

<DIV></DIV>>and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of all kinds,

<DIV></DIV>>so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

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<DIV></DIV>>And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought

<DIV></DIV>>forth the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to

<DIV></DIV>>Man, " You want fries with that? " And Man said, " Super

<DIV></DIV>>size them. " And Man gained pounds.

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<DIV></DIV>>And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might

<DIV></DIV>>keep her figure that man found so fair.

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<DIV></DIV>>And Satan froze the yogurt, and he brought forth chocolate,

<DIV></DIV>>nuts and brightly colored sprinkle candy to put on the

<DIV></DIV>>yogurt. And woman gained pounds.

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<DIV></DIV>>And God said, " Try my crispy fresh salad. "

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<DIV></DIV>>And Satan brought forth creamy dressings, bacon bits,

<DIV></DIV>>and shredded cheese. And there was ice cream

<DIV></DIV>>for dessert. And woman gained pounds.

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<DIV></DIV>>And God said, " I have sent your heart healthy vegetables

<DIV></DIV>>and olive oil with which to cook them. "

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<DIV></DIV>>And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak from Cracker

<DIV></DIV>>Barrel so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained

<DIV></DIV>>pounds, and his bad cholesterol went through the roof.

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<DIV></DIV>>And God brought forth running shoes, and Man resolved

<DIV></DIV>>to lose those extra pounds.

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<DIV></DIV>>And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so

<DIV></DIV>>Man would not have to toil to change channels between

<DIV></DIV>>ESPN and ESPN2. And Man gained pounds.

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<DIV></DIV>>And God said, " You're running up the score, Devil. "

<DIV></DIV>>And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally

<DIV></DIV>>low in fat and brimming with nutrition.

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<DIV></DIV>>And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the

<DIV></DIV>>starchy center into chips and deep-fat fried them. And

<DIV></DIV>>he created sour cream dip also. And Man clutched his

<DIV></DIV>>remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in

<DIV></DIV>>cholesterol. And Satan saw and said, " It is good. " And

<DIV></DIV>>Man went into cardiac arrest.

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<DIV></DIV>>And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.....

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<DIV></DIV>>And Satan created HMOs...

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