21 reasons (excuses) NOT to use a Rebounder

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HI Doc,

 

I like it when you have fun with posts! Your message came through LOUD AND

CLEAR!

 

KT

 

, " docspeed2001 "

<docspeed2001 wrote:

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> , " kaytayqt " <kaytayqt@>

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> > I actually haven't found a rebounder yet,

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> KT,

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> I think I'll have some fun here with this post of yours.

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> Here goes!

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> 1. An excuse which is just a negative belief.

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> >but I honestly haven't remembered to look for one when I'm out shopping.

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> 2. Another excuse.

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> >I always think of it at home when I've got the urge to bounce around the

house like a rubber ball.

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> 3. Guilt.

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> 4. And an 'away-from'.

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> > We have (very squeaky) wooden floors that I'm sure would hold up

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> 5-6. Another excuse. Actually two here.

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> > well but there is a ceiling fan in the middle of every room

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> 7. Another excuse.

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> > and the ceilings are only 8 foot ceilings (or so).

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> 8. Another excuse.

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> > We are so limited!

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> 9-10-11-12-13-14-15-16...A GROUP of excuses.

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> >ARGH! I think I could fit a rebounder int he hallway

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> 17. A 'maybe', or 'maybe not', so I'll classify it as another excuse.

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> >so I'll have to measure the width of the hallway

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> 18. Another excuse of stuff to do BEFORE you get one, which is another massive

limitation.

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> > and try to go out and get one.

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> 19. The word " try " presupposes " failure " so you are NOT going to.

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> > It's good to know jumping rope

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> 20. Another reason for an excuse.

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> >or kicking butt would work too

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> 21. Another reason for NOT doing it.

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> Doc

> John La Tourrette, PhD

> PS. any Wal-Mart sells them for less than twenty bucks. I spend more than that

for a mocha and a bagel. A flea market has them for a buck to five bucks.

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