How a woman turned herself into a raging bitch in 3 days!

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> 2. Take " Inner Power " (a vitamin growth hormone precurson put out

> but life extension scientists, Pearson and Shaw), twice a day, to

> correspond with an empty stomach, and with your delta brain wave

> sleep cycle. It will give you the healing abilities of a horny 19

> year old male.

>

> (In fact people take IP for that also, instead of the much more

> expensive penius pills;-)

>

> [Mark Cunningham] I've done that before, have started it again -

good stuff.

> As for the parenthetical part, I've found that proximity to a

willing

> partner works wonders as well.

 

How a woman turned herself into a raging bitch in 3 days!

 

Yesterday my wife, son and I were at Wal-mart picking up some dog

food.

 

Some of you know my wife, and she's the nicest, sweetest person on

the planet. Wouldn't say a negative word to anyone.

 

There was a fat lady as cashier, and the woman being helped was also

a fat woman. And they had lots of rapport. In fact they had so much

rapport that they got gossiping and forgot about the rest of the

people waiting in the line.

 

So, my sweet wife (she really is sweet) who is turning redder and

redder finally burts out, " Jesus Christ, sign your GODDAMN check and

quit holding up the line! "

 

In my mind I go, " good girl! " , but it is NOT Lynn's normal

disposition.

 

Later we are driving out to " Spicers " for an early lunch, and I said

something and she goes, " FUCK YOU! " ...and I could tell that she

really enjoyed saying it.

 

So I asked her, " Lynn, are you taking Inner Power? "

 

Her answer, " Yep, so what's it to you? "

 

I told her, " Inner Power works on the endocrine system, and releases

growth hormone BECAUSE of it's precursors. One of the side effects

of TOO MUCH Inner Power is LOTS of AGGRESSION. "

 

" So, sweetie pie, just how much Inner Power are you taking? "

 

It seems like she'd been taking it twice a day for 3 days.

 

And other side effects are, the head feels enlarged, especially lots

of pressure in the front of the forehead. And if you take too much

you get the shits.

 

So if you start beating up on people when you normally wouldn't,

take a look at your Inner Power dosages.

 

 

Ps. The good news is, with Inner Power, diet and exercise, Lynn

dropped 8 pounds in 4 days.