Medical Opinions On The Financial Bailout by Dr. Leo Rebello // Smile please

January 14, 2009

Medical Opinions On The Financial Bailout

with the best compliments of Dr. Leo Rebello

The Allergists voted to scratch it.

The Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it.

But the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. The Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!'.

While the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, grow up!'.The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness.

The Radiologists could see right through it.

The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow.

The Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter'.The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.

The Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.The Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some assholes in Washington......