your humor had a very, very, very good point inside of it.

[Guest guest]

, Jeanne Garner

<jeanneg wrote:

>

> No offense intended to Kelmie, it's just that I found myself starting

> to explain a joke, and realized that if I have to explain something

> that simple, some of us are speaking in one language, and some of us

> speaking in quite another.

 

Actually Jeanne, your humor had a very, very, very good point inside of of it.

 

It was NOT just a joke, but a very powerful message and metaphor was inside it.

 

That scares people. (PLEASE keep it UP!)

 

And the one that you were addressing would never get it.

 

Humor is one of the best ways to get into someone's pin-brain (Oops, I meant

`closed mind')...

 

....when it works.

 

And if " I " told a joke that had anything that could be construed as even close

to 'sex' I'm sure some anal retentive frigid prune face would turn me in for

`Mentally Fondling' them and NOT even saying " please " before the joke...

 

....even if the post was NOT intended for the prune-face, and we were talking

about flat worms and experiments with `parts' re-growth.

 

So flush those types.

 

They just are NOT worth time for anything.

 

Just like Sherry is no longer with us because we actually politely asked her for

some type of VERIFICATION PROCESSES when some healing modality we are unfamiliar

with comes our way.

 

She felt slighted by Sandy's nice post.

 

She was offended because PROOF is not important to her and she felt slighted by

even being asked politely for such a thing.

 

Why do we need it?

 

1. Because there are really a lot of sick people out there with nothing better

to do than plop their butt down and write emails about stuff they know nothing

about.

 

2. Then there are sick-minded people that just want to either pooh-pooh energy

and healing...

 

3...or they want to give incorrect remedies to screw with folks...

 

4...or they have an agenda of selling their own brand of " I'm a healer " ...

 

5...or they have ego wants bigger than the Eiffel Tower...

 

6...methods of PROOF are also methods of QUALITY CONTROL, and are mandatory for

any organization that does NOT want to get sued because of incompetant and

inexperienced certified practitioners of their modality.

 

Look at the training now necessary to get certified in Eden Energy Medicine and

in Gary Craig's EFT...

 

And they are smart in doing it.

 

I still remember at a Healing Event with Donna Eden we were discussing what to

do for Tinnitus. This one really nice lady said, " Put Cayenne powder " in the

ear.

 

Donna was struck dumb with that remark. " Oh no! We can't have anyone do

that! " ...and then went on to talk about other better folk remedies that would

work and had worked.

 

By the way.

 

At the last intensive I went though an entire `complete healing' event (it is on

DVD) where we had a young man that was completely cured (Oops, sorry. Can't use

that word, it's reserved for MD's by the government)...

 

....AND could hear better than he ever had in his life after 3 weeks of doing our

drills.

 

Ringing was totally gone.

 

So, RESULTS are one nice way of knowing if it worked or not.

 

Otherwise we getting into bleeding George Washington and having him die from

something that could be cured on the spot with bed-rest, warm room, sleep...

 

....Blab, blab, blab.

 

We also went and filmed some of the main people in that event and got their

input on what did really happen.

 

John La Tourrette, PhD