I Found an Intruder in my House!

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Hey All,

 

Last week, Im walking into my office, to answer my phone and while Im

talking, my Spidey sense kicks in and I notice that I am not alone in my

office.

 

I start looking around casually, but see nothing. So I go back to my

phone call. After I hung up, I feel this sharp pain that sends a small

electrical current up my spine and to my brain. I turn to see why Im in

pain and I notice. I have an intruder in my house!

 

But with the small pain I am in, I get upset. How dare they? Right?

So I reach over quickly, with my hand tightening, I pinch thier neck, in

a certain way, until they are dead! Without too much of a mess. It

seemed like only seconds went by. No Big deal.

 

I then sense, that this one intruder was not alone! So I really start

looking around and I find I was Right. It seems theses thieves were

part of a gang, of sorts, and all they broke into my house for, was to

get some food. I didn't know that at first...because I was just so damn

angry, that my space could be violated like that.

 

So even though, I could've killed them too....I thought about different

scenarios, rushing through my mind. One thing, that I didn't know was

how they got in. and I really wanted to know that...But they weren't

talking. So i invited them to simply leave... " Be Gone or Else! " , I

shouted. and they left so quick, even though I was paying attention,

they seemed to just go right through a wall. and I couldn't follow

them. Arg!!! What the hell...just happened???? "

 

Now, Im curious as hell, where they went to. So this time, I lay out a

trap. I lay out some Bait. I cook some food and leave it where, If

they returned, I might catch them. And it worked. 3 Days later, the

food was gone and I saw how they broke in. So I secured that area. and

put out some more food. They broke in..a 3rd time. to get it. I was so

damn mad, I killed them all.

 

But something inside me, my values, I guess, said, " Respect all

life...even the damn hungry thieves. " Hell No...They are intruders in

My House. They need to learn a lesson! " But it was too late...as the

whole gang of them all were dead now. Or so, I thought!

 

Damn...I put out some more food, just in case, more of the gang showed

up. They Did. and I played it cool as I whispered to myself. " I don't

know where your buddies are. Im not their keeper! "

 

So I fed them, with the whole idea of wanting to kill them afterward.

But as i really paid attention and saw them slavishly eating every bite

up, hastily, like it was their last meal...i felt bad, what I was about

to do, again....So after their meal, I simply told them to leave now.

 

I wake up the next day, and guess who i find? Yep....They are back!

 

im a bit frustrated with it all. I don't want to kill them any

more...nor do i want to keep feeding them either. But I do anyway!

Feed them, that is.

 

I feed them 3 or 4 really big meals and telling them, when they are

finished, to close the door on their way out. and I go back to doing my

stuff.

 

The next time I see them, I basically say...No more...you Gotta leave.

but I dont say anything. I just dont feed them anymore. and see if they

get the hint.

 

They Did...and Now I have no more intruders.

 

So what reasons did I have in making this post?

 

Because we all have intruders into our passions, one way or another,

don't we?

 

Have Fun..or not.

 

Richard.

 

p.s. Im getting Antzy, for seeing the Majestic Mountains in Oregon next

week. Should be fun!