DF's wouldn't recognize energy if they were standing next to a woman in heat!!!

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Well, I'm kind of torn between two points of view here: For one, why try to

teach a pig to sing. Or worse yet, why argue with a fool?

 

On the other hand, the fool, in his folly, will lead any others more astrayer

than he himself is, if they don't know any better because they haven't been

taught to calibrate.

 

Well, anyways... On to my point... Oh, geez, I have a story about my real life

experience with energy.

 

I suppose that makes this " anecdotal evidence " , doesn't it? Maybe " we " should

have as much fun with DF as we did with what's his name... :-)

 

Anyhow, so I am on my way out the door at work to go get dinner, and I say

something to myself ( " And what did you answer yourself? " asked Piglet...), and

all of a sudden, I got this glowing ball of energy...

 

I felt my 2nd and 3rd chakras light up and the front of my body started to glow.

 

Well, then I got to the grocery store to get my diet Pepsi that I probably

shouldn't be drinking, but I like it so it's good for me...

 

And I'm walking in the parking lot. I notice that my 2nd, 3rd, and 4th chakras

are all hooked up, and there is a glowing ball of energy in my SP area.

 

And then I notice that it's not hooked up to the root chakra.

 

So I ask myself (quickly) " If I did know how to fix that, how would I? " and I

instantly shifted my posture to hook up the 1st two chakras.

 

And as I was looking straight ahead, in trance, I passed a woman in the parking

lot who was just putting her groceries in her car, and as she turned in my

direction, she stopped and was uncontrollably drawn to look at that GLOWING ball

of energy there in my energy field. I was NOT looking at it with my physical

eyes, so there was no " cue " there for her to look at that; I was not leading her

in any way with my non-verbals.

 

(I thought about moving that energy field to my dick to see if I can walk around

having women stare at my crotch all day...hahahaha just kidding... They don't

need to stare; I already know they want it....LOL)

 

Anyways, she did not seem to know what she was looking at. Have you ever

noticed times when you had an irresistable urge to look at soemthing, and you

just couldn't put your finger on why you had to look. But you were intently

drawn to whatever it is that caught your eye...

 

I thought that was pretty cool. (And even a DF could at least use the damn

language pattern, even if they're too damn dumb to DO THE ENERGY DRILLS AND

LEARN TO CALIBRATE!)

 

Well, so enough about DF's....

 

I noticed something else that I thought was weird... As the energy moved up my

body and collected, I noticed that it got " congested " almost like a balloon

about to burst in the sinus area below my upper lip, just under the nose, and

also just below the lower lip.

 

Well, the first answer that came to my mind was " central and governing meridian

not hooked up, " but I had my tongue to the palate, and I THOUGHT I was hooked

up...

 

SO I did the drill anyways, and sure enough, the energies normalized when I did

the drill to hook up Central and Governing Meridians, and I felt energy flowing

in my spine.

 

So then I go to KFC / Taco Bell, and I'm waiting on my co-workers' order, and

this hot chick is next to me, and I'm feeling out her energy, and I feel mine

get emptied like a balloon with the end wide open...

 

I thought that was weird, because I thought my S.P. chakra was spinning

correctly and " should " have fixed that gaping hole there.

 

So I asked myself " Why did my energy field just drain? "

 

The answer came back again " Zip up Central And Governing Meridian!!!! "

 

So I did, and my energy field filled back up again.

 

COOL!

 

Golly gee, I didn't know I'd been walking around all these women with my zipper

down... HAHAHA

 

:-)

 

Maybe I should zip up more often...

 

Jim