Guest guest Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Arthritis Problem~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~A man who smelled like a distillery seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?My son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and a contempt for your fellow man.Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."-- State of chilren in the United States; 1 child in 6 with specific learning disabilities 1 child in 87 with autism 1 child in 9 with asthma 1 child in 450 with insulin dependent diabetes 15-20% of children with attention deficit disorders 1-2% children with sudden infant death - IMVR Bring your gang together. Do your thing. Find your favourite Group. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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