Guest guest Posted January 17, 2004 Report Share Posted January 17, 2004 Have a laugh! NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEND A M N I T O LTake 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.ST. M O M M A'S W O R TPlant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolersunconscious for up to two days.E M P T Y N E S T R O G E NSuppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you ofhow awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they movedout.P E P T O B I M B OLiquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before anevening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and preventsconception.D U M B E R O LWhen taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting inenjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.F L I P I T O RIncreases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urgeto flip off other drivers.M E N I C I L L I NPotent anti-boy-otic for older women.B U Y A G R AInjectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration,and credit limit of spending spree.J A C K A S S P I R I NRelieves headache caused by a man who can't remember yourbirthday,anniversary or phone number.A N T I-T A L K S I D E N TA spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to sharetheir life stories with total strangers in elevators.N A G A M E TWhen administered to a husband, provides the same irritation level asnagging him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing itherself.Ien in the Kootenays*********************************************************You ought to be thankful, a whole heaping lot,For the places and people you're lucky you're not!Dr. Seusshttp://businesshelpingpeople.comPersonal and business introduction page********************************************************* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 17, 2004 Report Share Posted January 17, 2004 Oh my lands, laughing so hard.. too funny.. CT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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