Guest guest Posted January 11, 2004 Report Share Posted January 11, 2004 The Top 10 Signs You're Eating Genetically Modified Food:10. Your green beans are attempting a split flanking maneuver onyour clearly surprised mashed potatoes.9. Whenever Gallagher appears on TV, your watermelon leapsup, grabs the remote and shuts off the set.8. It tastes the same, but now the asparagus leaves yourbathroom smelling April fresh.7. You use the leftover chicken as a nightlight for yourkid's room.6. The label says that your buffalo chicken wings are madefrom REAL flying bison.5. An apple a day... cures leukemia.4. Family of seven, one turkey -- yet everyone gets a drumstick.3. Your Ginsu knives are suddenly afraid of the tomatoes.2. Chocchini: Looks like zucchini, tastes like a Ding-Dong.... and the #1 Sign You're Eating Genetically Modified Food:1. A SWAT team is ordering the Chalupa to drop *you*. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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