Guest guest Posted April 6, 2003 Report Share Posted April 6, 2003 Saddam's Chauffeur Saddam Hussein and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly. Saddam tells his driver: " Go to the farm over there and explain to the owner of the pig what happened. " One hour later, Saddam sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other. " What happen to you? " He asks. " Well, the farmer and his wife gave me a bottle of wine and the cigar, and their 19 year old daughter made wild passionate love to me. " " My God! What did you tell dem? " asked President Hussein. The driver answered: " Good evening, I am Saddam Hussein's chauffeur and I have just killed the pig. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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