Guest guest Posted June 9, 2001 Report Share Posted June 9, 2001 Well, it's pretty discouraging that the world is going to hell in a hand-basket, but if the hand-basket is being carried by a little girl with a pink ribbon in her curly blonde hair, then that's cute. I believe that it was Neitsche who said: " That which does not kill us gives us an abominable case of diarrhea. " You know, I thought I was being a real humanitarian when I signed up to be an organ donor, but then those idiots came and took away my Wurlitzer. Some people just want to put a Band-Aid on a situation. I say, hell, let it bleed, baby, let it bleed. Nothing says friendship like a bag of shaved weasels. Really. When I'm feeling a little blue, that's when I usually find a penny on the ground. And do you know what it says on a penny? " Liberty. " That reminds me of the Statue of Liberty, which is in New York City, and I think, man, am I glad I don't live in New York City. Then I feel better. People in today's world are so busy all the time. Everyone needs to stop rushing around. Just stop, give me some money, then keep goin' man, keep goin'. A good way to deal with a crisis is to relax, take a deep breath, and act like some kind of deranged chicken. When people tell me about their problems, I try to help them not focus so much on all the negative stuff, and focus more on what's going on with me. In this world there are just two types of people: those who fit easily into categories, and those who don't. If you are searching for the finest career to pursue, don't overlook the field of fish psychiatry, because as a licensed fish psychiatrist you would be able to make up all kinds of ridiculous nonsense about fish- and nobody would catch on, except maybe for other fish psychiatrists. ****************************** from " The Center for the Easily Amused " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 12, 2001 Report Share Posted June 12, 2001 , Caroline Abreu <crow@c...> wrote: > I believe that it was Neitsche who said: " That which does not > kill us gives us an abominable case of diarrhea. " How about this: " What ever does not kill you, makes you stronger, unless of course it only bites your legs off, in which case it makes you shorter. " Audrey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 12, 2001 Report Share Posted June 12, 2001 That which does not kill me, makes me bitter! connie > audreylee > > Tue, 12 Jun 2001 15:01:01 -0000 > > Re: Chocolate Covered Musings (humor) > > , Caroline Abreu <crow@c...> wrote: > >> I believe that it was Neitsche who said: " That which does not >> kill us gives us an abominable case of diarrhea. " > > > How about this: " What ever does not kill you, makes you stronger, > unless of course it only bites your legs off, in which case it makes > you shorter. " > > Audrey > > > **************************************** > Visit the community page: > For administrative problems -owner > To , - > > All messages, files and archives of this forum are copyright of the > group and the individual authors. > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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