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Hi All,

 

It took me an hour and a half to make a cup of tea as my kettle has just

about had it. Unless it sits on the element just so it won't work. So I'd

jiggle it around then go and do something. Come back and no joy. But

finally I have a lovely brew in front of me.

 

The only problem is, what with all the discussion that has arisen lately,

I'm not sure how to take it.

Do I

a just drink it and be happy

b pee in it first and then drink it or

c stand on my head and pour it into my nether regions

 

despairing

Linda ;-)

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You could try A, B and C all at the same time- LOL. I heat my water in a pan- since my tea pot died eons ago and then pour it in a coffee butler.I have the right temp water for hours.( of course this is for infusions not decoctions) June Hi All,It took me an hour and a half to make a cup of tea as my kettle has just about had it. Unless it sits on the element just so it won't work. So I'd jiggle it around then go and do something. Come back and no joy. But finally I have a lovely brew in front of me.The only problem is, what with all the discussion that has arisen lately, I'm not sure how to take it.Do Ia just drink it and be happyb pee in it first and then drink it orc stand on my head and pour it into my nether regionsdespairingLinda ;-)_______________________Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com.Federal Law requires that we warn you of the following: 1. Natural methods can sometimes backfire. 2. If you are pregnant, consult your physician before using any natural remedy. 3. The Constitution guarantees you the right to be your own physician and toprescribe for your own health. We are not medical doctors although MDs are welcome to post here as long as they behave themselves. Any opinions put forth by the list members are exactly that, and any person following the advice of anyone posting here does so at their own risk. It is up to you to educate yourself. By accepting advice or products from list members, you are agreeing to be fully responsible for your own health, and hold the List Owner and members free of any liability. Dr. Ian ShillingtonDoctor of Naturopathyian_shillington Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com

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Oooh! That's what I love about this list... so pro-choice. And such

creative imaginations!! lol

 

thanks to all for the tips on the seaweed too.

 

love and light

Linda (wandering off down the road to have a look... waiting for the cover

of darkness to harvest)

 

 

>Dearest Despairing,

>

>how-to-tea is an entirely personal preference and bears no scientific or

>cultural relevance.

>Any of the above (or all of them) will give you valuable benefits as

>opposed to none of the above.

>Sit in the middle of your kitchen floor in the full lotus position, loudly

>go OMMMMMMMMMMMMM (not paying attention to the cat you'll be scaring out of

>its deep sleep), and wait for inspiration.

>If none is forthcoming, boil tea water in a large canning pot and expand

>your horizon by attempting as many different applications as your

>imagination allows.

>

>Among others, you forgot to include the following options:

>

>1. Pour it over your head, gently massaging it into hair.

>2. Pour it over your head, gently massaging it into hair, allowing it to

>run over skin, rub in.

>3. Pour it over your head, gently massaging it into hair, allowing it to

>run over skin, rub in, when it

> arrives at your feet, stand in puddle 5-10 minutes, wiggling your

>toes.

>3 1/2. Soak up puddle with turkey baster, fill into spray mister, apply

>generously to house plants

> (kills mites, lice, and snails. NOTE: Might cause fungus (depending

>on condition of your feet),

> add chamomille or teatree)

>4. Use leftovers (whatever got cold because you didn't drink fast enough)

>to water balcony

> containers, generously allowing to overflow so your below neighbor

>gets

>the benefit too.

>5. If applying c, reverse perform point 1 or 2 (only chose 3 if you're

>capable of wiggling ears.)

>

>Goofingly yours, Sorcy SummerWind ;)

 

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Linda, that was a good one. As my 18 year old daughter would write, loooooooooool(laugh out loud). That is shorthand computer talk. Nijma( who loves to hear a good one)

 

Do I

a just drink it and be happy

b pee in it first and then drink it or

c stand on my head and pour it into my nether regions

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On 11 Jan 01, at 22:32, Linda m wrote:

 

 

>

> The only problem is, what with all the discussion that has arisen lately,

> I'm not sure how to take it.

> Do I

> a just drink it and be happy

> b pee in it first and then drink it or

> c stand on my head and pour it into my nether regions

>

You could try all three (although not at the same time) lol

and let us know which works best.

 

Michael

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