Guest guest Posted May 4, 2006 Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 Note: forwarded message attached. sending over 1 BILLIONjokes every year! The World's Largest Daily Joke Network Quote of the Day "I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet." -Angelina Jolie Jokemaster's Note Rex Barker here with part of our Mother's Day Series, "Women Have The Strength of Men" sent to us by Purplebuns. Please submit your favorite inspirational stories, quotes or pieces to RexBarker Women have strengths that amaze men.... * They can carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. * They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. * They fight for what they believe in. They stand up for injustice. They are in the front row at PTA meetings. * They stick a love note in their husband's lunch box. (If not; start doing it) They do without new shoes so their children can have them. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. * They love unconditionally. Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart, knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point. * They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. * A woman's touch can cure any ailment. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. * She can make a romantic evening unforgettable. They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. * The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin (and most men's hearts spins as well) This is Rex Barker, CS (Chocolate Shopping for the women in my life) reminding you the women to appreciate your unique strengths and God given gifts, and you the men to appreciate even more the women in your lives. Join the fight to save a life. Save 1 Person. Save The World. Nechama, A 15-year-old girl recently was diagnosed with cancer and is currently receiving 10 hours of chemotherapy a day. She is staying at Sloan-Kettering hospital in Manhattan. Most of Nechama's family is in the Middle East. She has few visitors at the hospital. Would you take away some of the pain from a young girl and visit her? Would you send Nechama a gift that will help her pass the time in the hospital such as books, video games, etc. (Items must be brand new)? To learn more e-mail Fitzoster, cgurland. And if you have a life-saving request please contact us through our web site and let us know how we can help. Join the fight to save a life. Save 1 Person. Save The World. *** Having Problems Getting Joke-Of-The-Day in Your Inbox? *** This Page will show you how to keep it in the inbox Note: Our Registration Page is now fixed, so please tell your friends and have them sign up RESPOND: RexBarker NOTE: To manage your account, see below. Please do not email Rex account issues. Today's Joke You're Not Old Unless You Can Remember... 1) Being sent to the drugstore to test vacuum tubes for the TV. 2) When Kool-Aid was the only drink for kids, other than milk and sodas. 3) When there were two types of sneakers for girls and boys (Keds PF Flyers), and the only time you wore them at school, was for "gym." 4) When it took five minutes for the TV to warm up. 5) When nearly everyone's mom was at home when the kids got there. 6) When nobody owned a purebred dog. 7) When a quarter was a decent allowance, and another quarter a huge bonus. 8) When you'd reach into a muddy gutter for a penny. 9)When girls neither dated nor kissed until late high school, if then. 10) When your mom wore nylons that came in two pieces. 11) When all of your male teachers wore neckties and female teachers had their hair done, everyday. 12) When you got your windshield cleaned, oil checked, and gas pumped, without asking,..... for free, every time and you didn't pay for air. And you got trading stamps to boot! 13) When laundry detergent had free glasses, dishes or towels hidden inside the box. 14)When any parent could discipline any kid, or feed him, or use him to carry groceries, and nobody, not even the kid, thought a thing of it. 15) When it was considered a great privilege to be taken out to dinner at a real restaurant with your parents. 16) When they threatened to keep kids back a grade if they failed...and did! 17) When being sent to the principal's office was nothing compared to the fate that awaited a misbehaving student at home. Note: Our Registration Page is now fixed, so please tell your friends and have them sign up Pic of the Day Introducing: The Scuba-Diving Dog! Give the Gift of Laughter! Send this e-mail to a friend! Enjoyed our Newsletter? Forward it to a Friend/Co-worker! Want More Laughs? Was This Forwarded To You? 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Guest guest Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 Thanks Kel! It's about time people start realizing that women are actually the stronger sex! Blessings, Renee"Kelly W." <kellykebby wrote: Note: forwarded message attached. Thu, 4 May 2006 03:45:25 -0500 (CDT)Joke-Of-The-Day <Joke-of-the-Day"kelly wortkoetter" <kellykebbyYou're Not Old Unless You Can Remember...Joke-Of-The-Day from the Humor Network sending over 1 BILLIONjokes every year! The World's Largest Daily Joke Network Quote of the Day "I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet." -Angelina Jolie Jokemaster's Note Rex Barker here with part of our Mother's Day Series, "Women Have The Strength of Men" sent to us by Purplebuns. Please submit your favorite inspirational stories, quotes or pieces to RexBarker Women have strengths that amaze men.... * They can carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. * They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. * They fight for what they believe in. They stand up for injustice. They are in the front row at PTA meetings. * They stick a love note in their husband's lunch box. (If not; start doing it) They do without new shoes so their children can have them. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. * They love unconditionally. Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart, knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point. * They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. * A woman's touch can cure any ailment. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. * She can make a romantic evening unforgettable. They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. * The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin (and most men's hearts spins as well) This is Rex Barker, CS (Chocolate Shopping for the women in my life) reminding you the women to appreciate your unique strengths and God given gifts, and you the men to appreciate even more the women in your lives. Join the fight to save a life. Save 1 Person. Save The World. Nechama, A 15-year-old girl recently was diagnosed with cancer and is currently receiving 10 hours of chemotherapy a day. She is staying at Sloan-Kettering hospital in Manhattan. Most of Nechama's family is in the Middle East. She has few visitors at the hospital. Would you take away some of the pain from a young girl and visit her? Would you send Nechama a gift that will help her pass the time in the hospital such as books, video games, etc. (Items must be brand new)? To learn more e-mail Fitzoster, cgurland. And if you have a life-saving request please contact us through our web site and let us know how we can help. Join the fight to save a life. Save 1 Person. Save The World. *** Having Problems Getting Joke-Of-The-Day in Your Inbox? *** This Page will show you how to keep it in the inbox Note: Our Registration Page is now fixed, so please tell your friends and have them sign up RESPOND: RexBarker NOTE: To manage your account, see below. Please do not email Rex account issues. Today's Joke You're Not Old Unless You Can Remember... 1) Being sent to the drugstore to test vacuum tubes for the TV. 2) When Kool-Aid was the only drink for kids, other than milk and sodas. 3) When there were two types of sneakers for girls and boys (Keds & PF Flyers), and the only time you wore them at school, was for "gym." 4) When it took five minutes for the TV to warm up. 5) When nearly everyone's mom was at home when the kids got there. 6) When nobody owned a purebred dog. 7) When a quarter was a decent allowance, and another quarter a huge bonus. 8) When you'd reach into a muddy gutter for a penny. 9)When girls neither dated nor kissed until late high school, if then. 10) When your mom wore nylons that came in two pieces. 11) When all of your male teachers wore neckties and female teachers had their hair done, everyday. 12) When you got your windshield cleaned, oil checked, and gas pumped, without asking,..... for free, every time and you didn't pay for air. And you got trading stamps to boot! 13) When laundry detergent had free glasses, dishes or towels hidden inside the box. 14)When any parent could discipline any kid, or feed him, or use him to carry groceries, and nobody, not even the kid, thought a thing of it. 15) When it was considered a great privilege to be taken out to dinner at a real restaurant with your parents. 16) When they threatened to keep kids back a grade if they failed...and did! 17) When being sent to the principal's office was nothing compared to the fate that awaited a misbehaving student at home. Note: Our Registration Page is now fixed, so please tell your friends and have them sign up Pic of the Day Introducing: The Scuba-Diving Dog! Give the Gift of Laughter! Send this e-mail to a friend! Enjoyed our Newsletter? Forward it to a Friend/Co-worker! Want More Laughs? Was This Forwarded To You? JOIN Joke-Of-The-Day TODAY Manage Your Joke-Of-The-Day Account To Join: Go to http://www.joke-of-the-day-mail.com To Leave: Click on the link at the bottom To Change Email: Currently being revised Submit Jokes or Pics SendJokes To Advertise: Ads Other: CustomerService To alter your schedule, see below. To no longer receive these messages, please send a blank emaill here: unsub-zmbtasbpatiwwawb OR send postal mail to: 555 5th Avenue Suite 1400, New York, NY 10017 How low will we go? Check out Messenger’s low PC-to-Phone call rates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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