Guest guest Posted December 11, 2002 Report Share Posted December 11, 2002 tanelram wrote: > We've all heard " Laughter is the best medicine " . > > Lately though I'm not all that sure -- if that were really true, > wouldn't the medical profession have found a way by now to > charge us for it? They already have...... " The Laughter Clinic " http://www.isma.org.uk/stressnw/laughter.htm Mindy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 Perfect reply!!! Gayla Roberts Always Enough Ranch Acampo, California goatclearing http://coloredboers.home.att.net/always.html - dadsjuana A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him. The young man noticed her overly attentive stare & walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude for staring, the young man said to her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100, on one condition.' Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.' The woman considered his proposition for a moment, withdrew from her purse and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which she pressed into the young man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes & slowly, meaningfully said, " Clean my house. " <<excess junk snipped from bottom by moderator for sake of sane digest reading >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 LOL... very funny... Carol dadsjuana wrote: > >Yodeling >Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began? California? Oregon? >Switzerland? Most believe it originated in Switzerland, but here's the real >version. >Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. >Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a >farm house and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. The farmer told >him that he could sleep in the barn. >As the story goes, the farmer's daughter came down from upstairs and asked >her father, " Who is that man going into the barn? " " That's some fellow >traveling through, " said the farmer. " He needs a place to stay for the night, so I >said he could sleep in the barn. " The daughter said, " Perhaps he is hungry. " >So, she prepared him a plate of food and took it out to the barn. About an >hour later, the daughter returned. Her clothing disheveled and straw in her >hair. Straight up to bed she went. >The farmer's wife was very observant. She then suggested that perhaps the man > was thirsty. So she fetched a bottle of wine, took it out to the barn, and >she too did not return for an hour. Her clothing was askew, her blouse >buttoned incorrectly and her hair all messed up. She also headed straight to bed. >The next morning at sunrise the man in the barn got up and continued on his >journey, waving to the farmer as he left. >When the daughter awoke and learned that the visitor was gone, she broke into > tears. " How could he leave without even saying good-bye, " she cried. " We >made such passionate love last night! " " What? " shouted the father as he angrily >ran out of the house looking for the man, who by now was halfway up the >mountain. >The farmer screamed up at him, " I'm going to get you! You had sex with my >daughter! " >The man looked back down from the mountainside, cupped his hand next to his >mouth, and yelled out, . . . > " LAIDTHEOLADEETOO. " > >Juana Serrano >True Essence Bath & Body > >Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift... > >...that is why it's called the " present. " > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Did anyone see Jay Leno's monlogue last night? Q: What bird kills more people in the U.S. than any other bird? A: Fried Chicken!!! Can you guys see that I'm feeling better already?! Blessings (and laughs), Renee Mail - PC Magazine Editors' Choice 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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