Fwd: Fw: The Future Is In Their Hands-

June 25, 2005

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Have a great day!

Terry

...> > > > TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North> America. > MARIA: Here it is.> TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered> America? > CLASS: Maria.> ________ > TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank? > FRANK: Because of the sign. > TEACHER: What sign? > FRANK: The one that says, "School> Ahead, Go Slow." > _________________________________ > TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math> multiplication on the floor? > JOHN: You told me to do it without> using tables.> ________ > TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell> "crocodile?" > GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" > TEACHER: No, that's wrong > GLENN: Maybe it s wrong, but you> asked me how I spell it.> > _____________ > TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical> formula for water? > DONALD: H I J K L M N O.> TEACHER: What are you talking about? > DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.> > TEACHER: Winnie, name one important> thing we have today that > we didn't have ten years ago. > WINNIE: Me! > ________ > TEACHER: Goss, why do you always get so> dirty? > GOSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to> the ground than you are. > _____ > TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence> starting with "I." > MILLIE: I is... > TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I> am." > MILLIE: All right... "I am the> ninth letter of the alphabet." > _________________________________ > TEACHER: George Washington not only> chopped down his father's > cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now,> Louie, do you know why his > father didn't punish him?> LOUIS: Because George still had> the ax in his hand. > ____ > TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do> you say prayers before eating? > SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my> Mom is a good cook. > ______________________________ > TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My> Dog" is exactly the > same as your brother's. Did you copy his? > CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.> _ > TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person> who keeps on talking > when people are no longer interested? > HAROLD: A teacher. >

June 25, 2005

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Fwd: Fw: The Future Is In Their Hands-

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