Guest guest Posted June 25, 2005 Report Share Posted June 25, 2005 Note: forwarded message attached. Note: forwarded message attached. Have a great day! Terry ...> > > > TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North> America. > MARIA: Here it is.> TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered> America? > CLASS: Maria.> ________ > TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank? > FRANK: Because of the sign. > TEACHER: What sign? > FRANK: The one that says, "School> Ahead, Go Slow." > _________________________________ > TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math> multiplication on the floor? > JOHN: You told me to do it without> using tables.> ________ > TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell> "crocodile?" > GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" > TEACHER: No, that's wrong > GLENN: Maybe it s wrong, but you> asked me how I spell it.> > _____________ > TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical> formula for water? > DONALD: H I J K L M N O.> TEACHER: What are you talking about? > DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.> > TEACHER: Winnie, name one important> thing we have today that > we didn't have ten years ago. > WINNIE: Me! > ________ > TEACHER: Goss, why do you always get so> dirty? > GOSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to> the ground than you are. > _____ > TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence> starting with "I." > MILLIE: I is... > TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I> am." > MILLIE: All right... "I am the> ninth letter of the alphabet." > _________________________________ > TEACHER: George Washington not only> chopped down his father's > cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now,> Louie, do you know why his > father didn't punish him?> LOUIS: Because George still had> the ax in his hand. > ____ > TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do> you say prayers before eating? > SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my> Mom is a good cook. > ______________________________ > TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My> Dog" is exactly the > same as your brother's. Did you copy his? > CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.> _ > TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person> who keeps on talking > when people are no longer interested? > HAROLD: A teacher. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 25, 2005 Report Share Posted June 25, 2005 When I attempt to open your attachments I get the followinf message: OE removed access to the following unsafe attachment in your mail. My ISP blocks all messages with viruses. You might want to check what you are send out or not send it in the form of an attachment. Thanks for your help. M - Brenda Raibourn ; bubba spencer ; Sarah Cole ; Suzanne (Elizabethtown) Darland ; Kathy Farley ; Jokes2Go.com ; Brenda Lewis Saturday, June 25, 2005 11:21 AM Fwd: Fw: The Future Is In Their Hands- Note: forwarded message attached. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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