Regulations for group members

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Good Day Brothers and Sisters,

Its Wednesday, 16th July 2008

 

Hello My dear Brothers and Sisters,

Good Morning and a Great New Day full of laughter,

joy and peace to you all,

 

 

 

LAUGHTER IS INDEED THE BEST MEDICINE

especially when it delivers your message too ...

 

 

 

 

WARNING : Reading the below message without a sense of

humour may result in loss of laughter ...

 

 

Now this is a message to all the silent members in all groups !

on behalf of all group Moderators ...

 

 

In General We would like to ask you, before you go to your PC, to dress accordingly, because in the near future, you can be seen through Google-EARTH, where ever you are !

IllnessWe do not accept excuses in re: to visits to your doctor

anymore. If you made it to your doctor,

you can make it to your PC, to participate

in your group. Surgery

Surgeries are as of now forbidden. As long as you are a member of this group you need all of your organs. You do not have the right to have anything removed. You joined this group in complete condition and removal of anything from your body is reason enough, to have you dismissed. Days-off

E.g. being absent for personal reasons is not acceptableVacation. All members will go on vacation at the same time.

Vacation days are: Thanksgiving, Dec. 25., Jan. 1. and

if you are in India an additional 2 days on 15th August

and 26th January instead of Thanksgiving ....

Being absent because of death in the family etc...

There is no reason for you, not to send a stationery to the group.

For those friends, relatives or coworkers, who have passed on,

you can't do anything anyway. In this case, the unemployed, who

do not belong to our group, can do the honors. In a case, where

your presents is required, the funeral must be held during the night, when other members of our group are already snoring. Being absent for your own death This is reason enough for you to be absent.

However, you are required to give us 2 weeks notice,

so we can put you on NO MAIL in time or

delete you from our membership list.

Using the Crapper

It came to our attention, that most members waste

too much time, using the washroom. In the future,

visits to the washroom will be done alphabetically.

 

Members, whos last name starts with A,

will begin using the facilities from 8:00 to 8:20,

those with the letter B from8:20 to 8:40 and so on.

Those, who can't go at those times,

will have to wait until the next day.

 

However, in case of Emergency you can trade

with one of the members, but only with written

permission of the moderator.

In addition, there will be a 3 minute time period

for the use of the washroom.

Once the 3 minutes are up, you will hear a signal,

Google will automatically pull in the toiletpaper,

the door will open and a photo will be taken.

 

Should a member offend again,

the photo will be made public in the form of a stationery

and will be shown to the group via YouTube. Lunchtime

 

 

Skinny members get 30 minutes lunch time,

so they can really eat a lot. For normal members,

15 minutes is sufficient enough for a quick bite .

Heavier members get 5 minutes,

just enough to have a diet drink

and a pill to lose weight.

I would like to thank you for your understanding.

We will do everything possible for you.

Should you have any questions, comments, worries,

complaints and other problems, please direct them elsewhere,

so our group won't be burdened with them.

 

And now Now post something and RESPOND!

Your moderator

Rahul,

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Until next time, make it a blessed day,

Make this day good

 

 

 

 

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With best wishes,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Love you all

 

(bruntno1

Cybugle )

 

 

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