Laughter - The best medicine ..........

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Good Day Brothers and Sisters,

Its Wednesday, 9th July 2008

 

 

 

 

Laughter - The best medicine ..........

 

 

The family meeting

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting.

Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone.

I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.

Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.

Maid: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones.

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A little girl walked daily to and from school. Though the weather

that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made

her daily trip to school.

 

As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up, along with

thunder and lightning.The mother of the little girl felt

concerned that her daughter would be frightened as she walked

home from school, and she herself feared the electrical storm

might harm her child.

 

Following the roar of thunder, lightning, like a flaming sword

would cut through the sky. Full of concern, the mother quickly

got in her car and drove along the route to her child's school.

As she did so, she saw her little girl walking along, but at each

flash of lightning, the child would stop, look up and smile.

 

Another and another were to follow quickly, each with the little

girl stopping, looking up and smiling. Finally, the mother called

over to her child and asked, "What are you doing?"

 

The child answered, "Smiling, God just keeps taking pictures of me."

 

.. Is that what lightning is all about ..A photo session!!!

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Signs Found in the Kitchen

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So this isn't Home Sweet Home ... Adjust!

 

Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself!

 

If you write in the dust, please don't date it!

 

My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it!

 

A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.

 

Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen

and gone on to lead normal lives.

 

I take back my words ....

 

 

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Until next time, make it a blessed day,

Make this day good

 

 

 

 

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With best wishes,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Love you all

 

(bruntno1

Cybugle )

 

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