Simple questions??????

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HI,You all are very smart people. Try this and find out. *Test for Dementia* * **B**elow are four (**4**) questions* *And a bonus question. * *You have to answer them instantly.* *You can't take your time,* *Answer all of them **immediately**. * *OK?** ** Let's find out just how clever you really are....** ** Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)* * ** **First Question: ** **Y**ou are participating in a race! . * *You overtake the second person.* *What position are you in?** ** * * **~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~> ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~* * **Answer:** **If you answered that you are first, * *Then you are Absolutely wrong!* *If you overtake the second person * *And you take his place, * *You are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, But **don't** **take as much time* *As you took for the first question,* *OK**?** ** Second Question:** ** I**f you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down) * * **~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ * * **Answer:** **If you answered that you are second to last,* *Then you are wrong again.* *Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?** ** You're not very good at this, are you? ** **Third Question:** ** V**ery tricky arithmetic!* *Note: This must be done in your head **only**.! Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. * *Try it.** ** Take **1000** **and add **40** **to it.* *Now add another **1000** **.* *Now add **30**. Add another **1000**. * *Now add **20** * *Now add another **1000** ** Now add **10 **. * *What is the total?** ** Scroll down for answer.....** ** ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ** **Did you get** **5000**?** ** The correct answer is actually 4100.** ** If you don't believe it, * *Check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is! It? Maybe you'll get the last question right........Maybe.* * **Fourth Question:** ** ** **Mary's father has five daughters:* *1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.** * *What is the name of the fifth daughter? ** ** **~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ** **Did you Answer**Nunu?** ** NO!**Of course it isn't. Her name is** **Mary.* *Read the question again!* * **Okay, now the bonus round:** ** A **mute person goes into a shop * *And wants to buy a toothbrush.* *By imitating the action of brushing his teeth * *He successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper* *And the purchase is done.** ** **Next, a blind man comes into the shop * *Who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses;* *How does HE indicate what he wants?* * **~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~* * **He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really very simple.... * * **PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE*