Laughter - The best medicine ..........

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Good Day Brothers and Sisters, Its Wednesday, 1st May 2008 Hello My dear Brothers and Sisters, Good Morning and a Great New Day full of laughter, joy and peace to you all, ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Feel free to forward this post in its entirety

without changing the credits ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ Laughter - The best medicine .......... (We need so much more of this in our daily life ...) Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have? Ted: $10.Teacher: You don't know Maths.Ted: You don't know my father! Mother: David, come here. David: Yes, mum.Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow. Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you now. Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test? Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8Father: So?Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8. On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8. If she

can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?Girl: Do you love me?Boy: Yes Dear.Girl: Would you die for me? Boy: No, mine is undying loveMan: How old is your father? Boy: 1 year older then meMan: How can that be?Boy: He became a father only when I was born Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Simon: No, teacher. It's the same dog!Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!Son: That's why I say she's no good!Teacher: Where were you born?Student: Singapore , Sir. Teacher: Which part?Student: All of me, Sir.Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair?Ah Kow: No comb, Sir.Teacher: Use your dad's then.Ah Kow: No hair, Sir.A boy came home from school with his exam results. "What did you get?" asked his father."My marks are under water," said

the boy. "What do you mean 'under water'?"" They are all below 'C' (sea) level!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ With that thought in the back of your mind, itsTIME TO GET THAT BUTT MOVIN' Time to "seize the day......" CARPE DIEM Until next time, make it a blessed day, Make this day good Love you all========================================================== Working for God on earth does not pay much, but His Retirement plan is out of this world. Help someone have a nice day, visit www.thehungersite.comWith best wishes from Rahul, (bruntno1 Cybugle)

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