Guest guest Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 Good Day Brothers and Sisters, Its Monday, 14th April 2008 Hello My dear Brothers and Sisters, Good Morning and a Great New Day full of laughter, joy and peace to you all, ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Feel free to forward this post in its entirety without changing the credits ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ L A U G H Z O N E **A farmer wrote to a giant mail order company and asked the price of their toilet paper. The company wrote back and told him to look on page #287 of Our catalog. He wrote another letter back, "If I had your catalog, I wouldn't need your toilet paper."** Now there's a thought about an alternative use of used envelopes and catalogues .... ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++ A Father of Many: A little boy got on the bus and sat next to a man who had his collar on backwards. He asked the man why he wore his collar that way. The man said, " I am a Father" The little boy replied, " My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that" The man answered, " I am the Father of many" The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren" The priest was annoyed and said, "I am the Father of hundreds" The little boy sat quietly...but on leaving the bus he leaned down and said, "Well, maybe you should wear your pants backwards!" ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++ Help Getting Back To Sleep: It's 3:00 A.M. and Goldie wakes up to see her husband pacing the floor. "Morris, why can't you sleep?" she asks him. "You know our next door neighbor, Sam? I borrowed $1000 from him, and it's due tomorrow morning and I don't have the money to pay him. I don't know what I'm going to do." Morris replies. Goldie gets out of bed and opens the window. "Sam," she shouts, and several times more, "Sam, Sam." Finally a very groggy Sam opens the window opposite her and yells back, "What, what is it... it's 3 AM, what do you want?" Goldie says, "You know the $1000 my husband is supposed to pay you tomorrow? He doesn't have it." She then slams the window shut and turns to Morris and says, "Now you can go to sleep and let Sam pace the floor." Wives !!!! They can certainly look at it differently ..~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ AND NOW SINCE HEALTH IS THE FLAVOUR TODAY, CHECK OUT THIS LINK This is a very interesting link ... Forgotten Medical Cures ... All those grandma cures and others verified by medical science .... Great site .. Link should be saved ...http://www.geocitie s.com/Heartland/ Hills/8929/ cures.html============ ========= ========= ======= *+*+*+*+*+*+ *+*+*+*+* +*+*+*+*+ *+*+*+*+* + Do you have a cool, non-commercial site that you want to share?Send it to me at bruntno1 ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~============ ========= ===== With that thought in the back of your mind, itsTIME TO GET THAT BUTT MOVIN' Time to "seize the day......" CARPE DIEM Until next time, make it a blessed day, Make this day good Love you all========================================================== Working for God on earth does not pay much, but His Retirement plan is out of this world. Help someone have a nice day, visit www.thehungersite.comWith best wishes from Rahul, (bruntno1 Cybugle) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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