HUMOUR - without malice to anyone // Dr. Leo Rebello

[Guest guest]

When asked to define, an intelligent Sardar wrote in

Medical Entrance Test as under :-

 

Antibody : Against everybody.

Artery : Study of fine paintings.

Genes : Blue denims.

Hymen : Greeting to several males.

Labour pain : Hurt at work.

Liposuction : French kiss.

Microbes : Small dressing gowns.

Cardiology : Advanced study of playing cards.

Catscan : Searching for lost cat.

Coma : Punctuation mark.

Bacteria : Back door to a cafetaria.

 

And here is a SMS that I received this morning

of a purported announcement asking eligible candidates

in Pakistan to apply for limited seats to highly competitive

courses and entry tests, as under : -

 

MBBS - Master in Bomb Blasting Strategies.

CAT - Career in Alqaeda and Taliban

 

IIT - Islamic Institute of Terrorism

JEE - Jehadi Entrance Exam.

 

 

Cheers

Dr. Leo Rebello