AIN'T LAUGHTER THE BEST MEDICINE

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Good Day Brothers and Sisters, Its Friday, 14th December 2007 Hello My dear Brothers and Sisters, Good Morning and a Great New Day full of laughter, joy and peace to you all, ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Feel free to forward this post in its entirety without changing the credits ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ AIN'T LAUGHTER THE BEST MEDICINE HORNLESS COW Mom, Dad's Age Is Showin An old couple was just settling in to bed one night when the phone rang. The husband got out of bed and went into the living room (parlor) to answer the phone. His wife could hear him say, "Hello?" Then he

said, "Sure is." He hung up the receiver (remember those) and went back to bed. A minute later the phone rang again. The husband got out of bed and went into the other room and his wife could hear him say, "Hello?" again and then he said, "Sure is." again. He hung up the receiver and went back to bed. The wife asked who it was. The man said he didn't know. A minute later the phone rang again. The husband got out of bed and went into the other room and his wife could hear him say, "Hello?" Then he said, "Sure is." He hung up the receiver and went back to bed. The wife asked again about the caller. The man said he didn't know who it was. The wife then asked, "Well, what did the person say? He

said, "It's odd, a woman just keeps saying, "Long distance from Chicago." Now why is that surprising? +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ A Bringer Of Good Tidings? A minister was asked to inform a man with a heart condition that he had just inherited a million dollars. Everyone was afraid the shock would give him a heart attack. So the minister went to the man's house and said, "Joe, what would you do if you inherited a million dollars?" Joe said, "Well, pastor, I think I would give half of it to the church." Upon hearing this, the pastor grabbed his chest and fell over dead. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ A small,

uncertain, and nervous witness was being cross- examined. The lawyer thundered, "Have you ever been married?Yes, sir," said the witness in a low voice. "Once.Whom did you marry?Well, a woman." The lawyer said angrily, "Of course you married a woman. Did you ever hear of anyone marrying a man?" ```And the witness said meekly, "My sister did." Obviously this was in times when gay still meant a happy state of mind .. ================== During the minister's prayer one Sunday, there was a loud whistle from one of the back pews. Little Johnny's mother was horrified. She pinched him into silence. After church asked: "Johnny, whatever made you do such a thing?" Little Johnny answered soberly: "I asked God to teach me to whistle and He just then did!" ======================= Hmmm ... Love God's timing .. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ With that thought in the back of your mind, itsTIME TO GET THAT BUTT MOVIN' Time to "seize the day......" CARPE DIEM Until next time, make it a blessed day, Make this day good Rahul, ========================================================== Working for God on earth does not pay much, but His Retirement plan is out of this world. Help someone have a nice day, visit www.thehungersite.com With best wishes, Rahul, (bruntno1 Cybugle)

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