Discovery of a new Element

February 13, 2007

Good Day Brothers and Sisters, Its Tuesday, 13th February 2007 Time to loosen up ... with the discovery of a new element that is surprisingly NOT new ... Read on A New Element is Discovered I thought this was clever.......................A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been named Governmentium. Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which

are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of governmentium causes one reaction to take over 4 days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 4 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.In fact, governmentium mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization causes some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass. You will know it when

you see it. Oh!! And If you are wondering, it was discoverd in the US ... and many isoptopes of it have been discoverd all over the world since then .. from India where it has an atomic mass of 512 and a half life of around 2 and a half years (highly fluctuationable) (I invent new words like that) .. Its a side effect of being exposed to the metal for prlonged periods ..

LOL Be safe all of you .. and Be happy ..