Guest guest Posted October 25, 2006 Report Share Posted October 25, 2006 1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet. Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink on your feet). Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward. =========== 2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights. Cause: You're lying on the floor. Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor. ------------------ 3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry. Cause: You're looking through an empty glass. Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage. ----------------- 4. Symptom: The floor is moving. Cause: You're being dragged away. Cure: At least ask where they're taking you. --------- 5. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks. Cause: You have your glass on your ear. Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself! ----------------- 6. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive. Cause: You're in an ambulance. Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job. ------------------------ 7. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers look strange. Cause: You're in the wrong house. Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 Teji These are funny. It's nice to see a sense of humor. GB , " teji " <pedus165 wrote: > > > > > > 1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet. > > Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring > the drink on your feet). > > Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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