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Friday, January 04, 2002 10:37 AM

The Blarney Stone / (Joke)

 

 

> A group of Americans is touring Ireland. One of the

> women in the group is a real curmudgeon, constantly

> complaining: " The bus seats are uncomfortable. The

> food is terrible. It's too hot. It's too cold. The

> accommodations are awful. "

>

> One day, the group arrives at the site of the famous

> Blarney Stone. " Good luck will be followin' ya all

> your days if you kiss the Blarney Stone, " their guide

> says. " Unfortunately, it's being cleaned today and

> so no one will be able to kiss it. Perhaps we can

> come back tomorrow. "

>

> " We can't be here tomorrow, " the nasty woman

> shouts. " We have some other boring tour to go on.

> So I guess we can't kiss the stupid stone. "

>

> " Well now, " the guide says, " it is said that if you

> kiss someone who has kissed the stone, you'll

> have the same good fortune. "

>

> " And I suppose you've kissed the stone? " the

> woman scoffs.

>

> " No, ma'am, " the frustrated guide responds. " But

> I have sat on it.

>

>

>

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