Guest guest Posted January 4, 2002 Report Share Posted January 4, 2002 Friday, January 04, 2002 10:37 AM The Blarney Stone / (Joke) > A group of Americans is touring Ireland. One of the > women in the group is a real curmudgeon, constantly > complaining: " The bus seats are uncomfortable. The > food is terrible. It's too hot. It's too cold. The > accommodations are awful. " > > One day, the group arrives at the site of the famous > Blarney Stone. " Good luck will be followin' ya all > your days if you kiss the Blarney Stone, " their guide > says. " Unfortunately, it's being cleaned today and > so no one will be able to kiss it. Perhaps we can > come back tomorrow. " > > " We can't be here tomorrow, " the nasty woman > shouts. " We have some other boring tour to go on. > So I guess we can't kiss the stupid stone. " > > " Well now, " the guide says, " it is said that if you > kiss someone who has kissed the stone, you'll > have the same good fortune. " > > " And I suppose you've kissed the stone? " the > woman scoffs. > > " No, ma'am, " the frustrated guide responds. " But > I have sat on it. > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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