(off topic) CHOCOLATE g

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Chocolate is a Vegetable: Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean

= vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar beets.

Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus,

chocolate is a vegetable.

 

To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which

is a dairy. So candy bars are a health food. Chocolate-covered raisins,

cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as

many as you want.

 

If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it

too slowly. The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the

store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

 

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge

off your appetite and you'll eat less.

 

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that

a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?

 

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look

younger.

 

Put " eat chocolate " at the top of your list of things to do today.

That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

 

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of

calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy?

 

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top

pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let

that happen, can you?

 

REMEMBER: " Stressed " spelled backwards is " desserts. "

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