Guest guest Posted December 9, 2001 Report Share Posted December 9, 2001 - " Gil Ross " <gjr Sunday, December 09, 2001 9:05 AM Medical Examination > An elderly married couple scheduled their annual medical examination > on the same day so they could travel together. After the examination, > the doctor then said to the elderly man: " You appear to be in good > health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me? " > > " In fact, I do, " said the old man. " After I have sex with my wife the > first time, I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have sex > with her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly. " > > After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said, " Everything appears > to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to > discuss with me? " > > The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. > > The doctor then asked: " Your husband had an unusual concern. > He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex the > first time with you and then cold and chilly after the second time. > Do you know why? " > > " Oh that crazy old fart! " she replied. " That's because the first time > is usually around July and the second time is usually in December! " > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 9, 2001 Report Share Posted December 9, 2001 Very good. Sounds too familiar to me. Not the joke, but the frequency theme. Anna Elaine121 [sMTP:Elaine121] Sunday, December 09, 2001 1:02 PM Undisclosed-Recipient:; Medical Examination - " Gil Ross " <gjr Sunday, December 09, 2001 9:05 AM Medical Examination > An elderly married couple scheduled their annual medical examination > on the same day so they could travel together. After the examination, > the doctor then said to the elderly man: " You appear to be in good > health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me? " > > " In fact, I do, " said the old man. " After I have sex with my wife the > first time, I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have sex > with her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly. " > > After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said, " Everything appears > to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to > discuss with me? " > > The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. > > The doctor then asked: " Your husband had an unusual concern. > He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex the > first time with you and then cold and chilly after the second time. > Do you know why? " > > " Oh that crazy old fart! " she replied. " That's because the first time > is usually around July and the second time is usually in December! " > > > > Getting well is done one step at a time, day by day, building health and well being. To learn more about the Gettingwell group, Subscription and list archives are at: Gettingwell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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