Guest guest Posted December 2, 2001 Report Share Posted December 2, 2001 - " gabi ford " <gabiford <med-jokes Saturday, December 01, 2001 5:12 PM 21st > > You know you're living in the twenty first century when: - > > > > > >1. You try to enter your password on the microwave. > > > >2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. > > > >3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. > > > >4. You e-mail your buddy who works at the desk next to you. > > > >5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not > >have e-mail addresses. > > > >6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in > >a business manner. > > > >7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally insert a " 9 " to > >get an outside line. > > > >8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three > >different companies. > > > >9. Your company's welcome sign is attached with Velcro. > > > >10. Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket. > > > >11. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news. > > > >12. Your biggest loss from a system crash was when you lost all of your > >best jokes. > > > >13. Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job. > > > >14. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get > >long-service awards. > > > >15. Board members salaries are higher than all the Third World countries > >annual budgets combined. > > > >16. Interviewees, despite not having relevant knowledge or experience, > >terminate the interview when told of the starting salary. > > > >17. Free food left over from meetings is your staple diet. > > > >18. Your supervisor gets a brand-new state-of-the-art laptop with all the > >latest features, while you have time to go for lunch while yours boots up. > > > >19. Being sick is defined as you can't walk or you're in hospital. > > > >20. There's no money in the budget for the five permanent staff your > >department desperately needs, but they can afford four full-time > >management consultants advising your boss's boss on strategy. > > > >21. Your relatives and family describe your job as " works with computers " . > > > > > > > > AND THE CLINCHERS ARE.. > > > >22. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling. > > > >23. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your " friends " . > > > >24. It crosses your mind that your jokes group may have seen this list > >already, but you don't have time to check so you forward it anyway. > > > >25. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you anymore, > >except to send you jokes from the net. > > > > > > > >=) > > > _______________ > Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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