Guest guest Posted November 30, 2001 Report Share Posted November 30, 2001 > > 1. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex. > > 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary! > > 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss. The Pope only > expects you to kiss his ring. > > 4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone. > > 5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in > the bathroom. > > 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once, the seat folded up, the > drink spilled and that ice, well it > really chilled the mood. > > 7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, > there's shipping and handling, > too. > > 8. A husband is someone who after taking the trash out, gives the > impression he just cleaned the whole > house. > > 9. My next house will have no kitchen--just vending machines and a > large trash can. > > 10. The only thing wrong with a beautiful drive to work is that you > still end up at work. > > 11. Americans are getting stronger, 50 years ago, you needed a station > wagon to hold $10 worth of > groceries, 20 years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' > worth of groceries. Now, a > five-year-old can do it. > > 12. A blonde said, " I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me > off, I was relieved when he > told me all I needed was turn-signal fluid. " > > 13. I'm so depressed... My Dr. refused to write me a prescription for > Viagra. He said it would be like > putting a new flagpole on a condemned building. > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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