Guest guest Posted November 7, 2001 Report Share Posted November 7, 2001 Year 2055 Headlines 1. Florida is finally re-admitted to the union. 2. Spotted Owl plague now threatens Western crops & livestock. 3. George Z. Bush says he will run for President. 4. 50 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss. 5. Nursing home event... Clinton denies Candy Striper allegations. 6. Texas executes last remaining citizen. 7. Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants. 8. Baby conceived naturally..... Scientists stumped. 9. Authentic year 2000 " CHAD " sells at Sotheby's for 9.6 million. 10. Ozone created by Electric Cars now killing thousands in Los Angeles. 11. Average height of NBA players now nine foot seven inches. 12. Unionized Chinese! workers now making 4,000,000,000 yen an hour. American owned businesses now returning to cheap labor in U.S.A. 13. White minority demands civil rights and reparations. 14. New California law requires that all machetes, steak knives and baseball bats be registered before January 2056. 15. Castro finally dies at age 132 and I can now import cuban cigars, but President Chelsea has banned all smoking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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